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Remy (or Ryley) | they/it ΘΔ | 32 Aussie furry game reviewer on YouTube, 26 OCs in a trenchcoat, puddle of gender fluid, potato cake connoisseur https://linktr.ee/RemyRaccoon runs @sqrrk.bsky.social

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · Feb 18

✨🦝✨MEDIA THREAD 2025 ✨🦝✨

Keeping it simple this year as I’d rather divert energy used on this to other things, but the Four Point Raccoon Scale (a measurement of my enjoyment, not nevessarily quality) still applies

Also might do a big video on this at the end of the year we shall see

THE FOUR POINT
RACCOON SCALE
A subjective measurement of enjoyment, not quality!

ARMS CROSSED ANGY RANTSONA POSE (accompanied by Remy doing exactly that with their tongue poking out through a sneering expression):
Either I think it's flat-out bad, it's in a currently unenjoyable state, or I just didn’t vibe with it for whatever reason.
Eg. Red One, Ratchat & Clanke: Size Matters, Whiplash (the game)

SHRUG (accompanied by Remy shrugging unemotionally):
Probably something I have no strong feelings towards, or its got a lot of bad that tries to outweigh the good.
Eg. Yakuza 6 The Plucky Squire Most Jurassic Park/World Movies

THUMBS UP (accompanied by Remy thrusting their robotic arm into the air with their thumb up, while winking):
Stuff that gets a good reaction out of me. I might not quite LOVE it, but in many cases it's an easy recommendation.
Eg. Sonc & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed, Indigo Park I Saw the TV Glow

TAIL WAG (accompanied by Remy clasping their paws and wagging their tail, as small sparkles dot the area around their face):
Reserved for my absolute favourites, flawed or not. I may or may not be very autistic about these.
Eg. Rock Band 3, Dragon Quest VIII, Until Then, Lilo & Stitch

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

ABSOLUTELY

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

true!! but also Do Not

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TomatoGhost @tomatoghost.bsky.social · 1d

BRAND NEW VIDEO!

Taking a deep, HOUR LONG, dive into Luigi's Mansion to celebrate the start of October!

Featuring the voices of:
- @violethapva.bsky.social
- @doomthememe.bsky.social
- @pausebreakreviews.com
- @mrjpg.bsky.social
- @andrewhamblinvo.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wObw...

Luigi's Mansion - TomatoGhost

YouTube video by TomatoGhost

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

oh this explains why I've been kicked by random people 43 times today

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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 4h

by far the funniest way to unlock an achievement yet. Rage quitting a freestyle solo ✅

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

I have GOT to get into a better upload schedule so that whenever I release a new video my comments aren't 75% "omg you're back!!" as if I ever left lol

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

✨🦝✨NEW VIDEO✨🦝✨

Remember Konami's attempt at Rock Band? Remember how they completely fumbled basically every aspect of it??

youtu.be/my1ugMHDZaQ

Like and repost or I'll replace your whole music library with that one Chop Suey cover

Konami's Failed Rock Band Clone

YouTube video by RemyRaccoon

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

really trying to enjoy this but the co-driver cannot keep up with my pretty average pace and keeps skipping corners
he didn't call out this left 1 at the junction at all and he's lucky I could see it coming but this is becoming a common occurrence even with pace notes set to early

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

it was also released BEFORE GVH actually came out which people use as ammo against the original game ("the parody took longer than the actual game lol it's so shit")

but people insist it's not transphobic while the dev went on to make another VN that people also gas up. it's frustrating

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

there was a game called Goodbye Volcano High that drew attention of transphobes; one of em made a "parody" visual novel featuring the game's characters, one of whom is nonbinary, and is forcibly detransitioned in one of the endings without another of the game's characters to "influence" them

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 7h

How the fuck am I seeing Snoot Game fanart on bsky in 2025. Take that shit back to 4chan and stay there oh my god

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

erm. where's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

lmao but also :O oh my god you're right no wonder this character kicks ass

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Chu @raizap.com · 13h

So, I was wondering... what if I made a dragon variant of my "Pawsitive Transfurmation" shirt?

Any interest out there in "Rawr-sitive Transformation"?
🧍‍♂️✨☁🐲

[ #art #furryart ]

A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a dragon, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
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A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a werewolf, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

I will be so for real I need that first shirt more than the air I breathe

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

WRITES THIS DOWN IMMEDIATELY we have to make him cute and pretty and gentle

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

HECK YEAHHH

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

also!! them!!

Mizzle, from Deltarune chapter 4. They are light blue water spirits, with flowing water on their torsos that resemble a dress, and ears that resemble the hat of a jester.

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

I dunno what goes on in Toby Fox's head but the music in chapter 4 is just. oh my gosh

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10h

ty bestie <3

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11h

and I DO have long nail me and long nail are best buds

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t have the patience to deal with Fragile Strength lmao but I only need one more pale ore for a nail upgrade so that’s probs a good idea yea

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11h

Unassuming adult party game on PS2 (made by a Metroid Prime dev lmao) that included footage of a woman with her bare chest showing except said woman was underage at the time, so sales had to be halted entirely

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11h

That’s what I’ve figured out for myself, I just get overwhelmed by the enemies lol

At first I go immediately for them when they land but then eventually they land on the left and right with the boss landing in the *middle* and that’s where I hit a wall. Doesn’t seem that hard tho I’m just shit lmao

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11h

oh shit?????? that’s so cool wtf

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