Renata S Pumpkins
@renatasnacks.bsky.social
Teen services librarian, returned Peace Corps volunteer, The Moth slam winner, Worst Bestsellers co-host, Beebo stan. All opinions belong to my cat. She/her.
It is Grinch Salt
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It is Grinch Salt
I’m a #SaturdayLibrarian today so I can’t visit @portersqbooks.bsky.social in person, but at least I’m staying hydrated with thanks to this great sticker I bought on my last PSB excursion! Raising my glass to them on this #IndiesFirst #SmallBusinessSunday 🥂
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m a #SaturdayLibrarian today so I can’t visit @portersqbooks.bsky.social in person, but at least I’m staying hydrated with thanks to this great sticker I bought on my last PSB excursion! Raising my glass to them on this #IndiesFirst #SmallBusinessSunday 🥂
anyway all that and so far I have seen NO ONE talking about what I want to talk about, which is: how the scene of Dorothy walking with her silver shoes on the wet cobblestones reminds them of the opening to the Nicole Kidman AMC ad
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
anyway all that and so far I have seen NO ONE talking about what I want to talk about, which is: how the scene of Dorothy walking with her silver shoes on the wet cobblestones reminds them of the opening to the Nicole Kidman AMC ad
Psst, want a holiday card from me &
Duarte? Fill out this form! forms.gle/j6knbQW7X935...
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November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Psst, want a holiday card from me &
Duarte? Fill out this form! forms.gle/j6knbQW7X935...
Duarte? Fill out this form! forms.gle/j6knbQW7X935...
Hmm you know what? Maybe it IS time to see what everyone has been talking about and check out this “Taco Bell” 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hmm you know what? Maybe it IS time to see what everyone has been talking about and check out this “Taco Bell” 🤔
I was trying to look up the text of a law for a patron and the MA legislature website gave me this 404 error. Can you guys like. Be serious. The state legislature is not a place I turn to for whimsy and/or seafood puns. malegislature.gov/Bills/193/H3...
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was trying to look up the text of a law for a patron and the MA legislature website gave me this 404 error. Can you guys like. Be serious. The state legislature is not a place I turn to for whimsy and/or seafood puns. malegislature.gov/Bills/193/H3...
Ughhhh yesterday a library patron asked me for an article from the Epoch Times & it made me create a free account to get the article so I was like whatever, click, and this morning I got this garbage in my inbox!! HISSSSSSSSSSS
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ughhhh yesterday a library patron asked me for an article from the Epoch Times & it made me create a free account to get the article so I was like whatever, click, and this morning I got this garbage in my inbox!! HISSSSSSSSSSS
Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again
In this house we believe: Science is real and the KGB is using it to sabotage the 1984 world chess championship
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In this house we believe: Science is real and the KGB is using it to sabotage the 1984 world chess championship
Just me and my free flamingo shuttle against the world
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just me and my free flamingo shuttle against the world
coworker: What's Chess the Musical?
me: It's a musical about the Cold War and the US vs USSR world chess championships, and the music is by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA and lyrics by Tim Rice, it flopped on Broadway in the 80s
coworker: Ohh, so one of those "so bad it's good" things you like?
me:
me: It's a musical about the Cold War and the US vs USSR world chess championships, and the music is by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA and lyrics by Tim Rice, it flopped on Broadway in the 80s
coworker: Ohh, so one of those "so bad it's good" things you like?
me:
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
coworker: What's Chess the Musical?
me: It's a musical about the Cold War and the US vs USSR world chess championships, and the music is by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA and lyrics by Tim Rice, it flopped on Broadway in the 80s
coworker: Ohh, so one of those "so bad it's good" things you like?
me:
me: It's a musical about the Cold War and the US vs USSR world chess championships, and the music is by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA and lyrics by Tim Rice, it flopped on Broadway in the 80s
coworker: Ohh, so one of those "so bad it's good" things you like?
me:
How much time do you have, Telecharge.com? Buckle up
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
How much time do you have, Telecharge.com? Buckle up
I stand in agreement with the gay in front of me at Chess last night who yelled “MOTHER!” after Aaron Tveit’s performance of “Pity the Child”
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I stand in agreement with the gay in front of me at Chess last night who yelled “MOTHER!” after Aaron Tveit’s performance of “Pity the Child”
Portrait of a lady drinking her last cup of mid flavored coffee
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Portrait of a lady drinking her last cup of mid flavored coffee
Seeing a local production of Rent & the set decoration implies that Mark & Roger have a dead pigeon (do not eat) in their apartment
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Seeing a local production of Rent & the set decoration implies that Mark & Roger have a dead pigeon (do not eat) in their apartment
hm well I'm probably not missing anything by not following this
September 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
hm well I'm probably not missing anything by not following this
It’s me, the wellest girl in the world!
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s me, the wellest girl in the world!
This is so kind of ChocoBilly's daughter. I am enjoying my time getting candy-pilled on the dark chocolate web
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is so kind of ChocoBilly's daughter. I am enjoying my time getting candy-pilled on the dark chocolate web
Speak on it!!!
September 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Speak on it!!!
Reading the product reviews on the M&Ms website, listening and learning www.mms.com/en-us/mms-ca...
September 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reading the product reviews on the M&Ms website, listening and learning www.mms.com/en-us/mms-ca...
Good morning. Yesterday IT installed a new compy at the reference desk but didn’t take away the old one so I kept trying to turn the old one on with increasing despair until a coworker pointed out the new one. I labeled the old one for the benefit of my peers.
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good morning. Yesterday IT installed a new compy at the reference desk but didn’t take away the old one so I kept trying to turn the old one on with increasing despair until a coworker pointed out the new one. I labeled the old one for the benefit of my peers.
teen: do you have a book about insurance?
me: oh, um...is this for school? could you say more about what you need to know about insurance?
teen: Insurance...it's the one after Divergent I think?
me: ...
the one after Divergent:
me: oh, um...is this for school? could you say more about what you need to know about insurance?
teen: Insurance...it's the one after Divergent I think?
me: ...
the one after Divergent:
September 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
teen: do you have a book about insurance?
me: oh, um...is this for school? could you say more about what you need to know about insurance?
teen: Insurance...it's the one after Divergent I think?
me: ...
the one after Divergent:
me: oh, um...is this for school? could you say more about what you need to know about insurance?
teen: Insurance...it's the one after Divergent I think?
me: ...
the one after Divergent:
Anyway speaking of being middle aged. We got seats instead of GA bc of Lisa’s knees. And they were good seats, front row of the balcony. So I kept leaning forward over the balcony. And now I’m lying on the floor of my office bc my back hurts from my wild night of leaning forward.
September 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Anyway speaking of being middle aged. We got seats instead of GA bc of Lisa’s knees. And they were good seats, front row of the balcony. So I kept leaning forward over the balcony. And now I’m lying on the floor of my office bc my back hurts from my wild night of leaning forward.