Ohh goodbye little goblin. I’m so sorry 💗💗💗💗💗

also tangentially related, at work I was trying to help a patron print off an Amazon return shipping label and the process was annoying (partly bc she didn't know her password) and she huffed, "this is SO annoying it makes me NEVER want to shop there again" and I was like "nice :) "

why does Amazon even have sales reps?? they're like...already Amazon

yay bye cancer!!! You and the face mask are both very cute and I am sending u healing vibes!!

Trader Joe's sells a dill pickle seasoning that I have to imagine is basically Grinch salt without the Grinch?

if only there were a popular character that could describe the way I'm feeling right now...weirdly grumpy despite or perhaps even BECAUSE of the holiday cheer all around me...

CLASSIC Eldest Daughter problem. Sent out to acquire a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with Grinch salt when my diet does not include chickens NOR Grinches

UPDATE: my brother texted the family group chat about Grinch Salt & I was like "lol mom sent us both to get Grinch salt?!" and apparently NO he had just heard about Grinch Salt independently and was sharing it. now why did my mom ask her VEGETARIAN CHILD to visit McDonald's on her behalf

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Better hurry, supply is limited

Also the manager’s ruling was I had to pay 75 cents per extra Grinch Salt so I secured a total of 6 Grinch Salts for my mother. I hope this will sufficiently quell her Grinch Salt deficiency

for starters Carol obviously can't be Kim Wexler because she has a bob instead of a ponytail duhhhhhhh