You have one job: open the garage door. No, you sure as fuck don't need access to my router for that

Always have been weirded out by it. Like connecting my garage door to the wifi.

Gotta ramp up for the primaries so we don't get the loser brigade

"oh man that chick was SO MAD!! WHY WON'T SHE DATE ME?!!?!!!"

He blasted himself with a shotgun?

"gluten free" tomatoes

I'm very unclear on their endgame besides "be a giant fuckwit"

That debate was not long after Vance platformed that disgusting conspiracy theory about Haitian immigrants eating people's pets in Springfield, who are now once again in being targeted, this time by agents of the state.

It's like the 2024 VP debate turned into real life. Months of him just standing like a deer in headlights while one of the easiest political targets in the country runs smarmy circles around him.

For everyone saying they didn’t have respect for him I the first place, sure, fair enough, but I think this is also true of a ton of politicians here beyond Walz who have not met the moment.

There’s not a way to negotiate with ICE without selling out some of the very neighbors we’re risking our lives to protect. This is a moral issue. Your willingness to negotiate shows you don’t understand the problem at all or our sacrifice, not that you’re somehow smarter or more rational than us.

Your constituents lives have been turned over entirely because of a federal occupation. That you’re pulling your punches because you’re worried about it becoming a constitutional crisis is overlooking what is already happening. You need to at least communicate that you understand what is happening.

Pacific Rim continues to be amazing because the Mecha are awesome