The Resident Lizard
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The Resident Lizard
@residentlizard.bsky.social
Just a lizard on this bitch of an earth! 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her
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the growl fleet carriers do when they jump into hyperspace is pornographic, i can't describe it any other way
September 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Absolute *Title Card*

My Bluesky app crashed trying to post this. To whoever made this meme, it is POWERFUL.

#tf2 #teamfortress2
June 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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very sad i will mever experience another marvel rivals encounter like this ever again.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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kobold, over text: i need you bouncing on it
adventurer: HUH??
kobold: on my trampoline :}
adventurer: oh haha ok :)
kobold: and then we could fuck narsty if you wanted
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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a kobold has piled twenty eight different blankets into a big soft nest and has burrowed into it for a nap
May 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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POV: the most batshit pirate crew has walked into your domain and they just want to talk
March 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM