Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield Esq., JD PhD)
@resipsamanicure.bsky.social
Lawyer in California. I plan to get weird with it.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
this sucks
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
this sucks
yeehaw
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
yeehaw
Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people jpeg dot meme. But for real congrats that’s sweet!
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people jpeg dot meme. But for real congrats that’s sweet!
if this administration does good things by accident I won’t refuse the good, but I also won’t give these nazis motherfuckers credit for having “policies”
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
if this administration does good things by accident I won’t refuse the good, but I also won’t give these nazis motherfuckers credit for having “policies”
ah, but was it not dril who first taught that you do not in fact, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to em?”
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ah, but was it not dril who first taught that you do not in fact, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to em?”
glycosuria can be a sign of diabetes or kidney disease and for that reason? I’m out
a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair with his hands folded
Alt: The bald guy from shark tank leans back in his chair while tenting his hands
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
glycosuria can be a sign of diabetes or kidney disease and for that reason? I’m out
The most charitable read I can give is that looks like they’re going for Space Buffy
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The most charitable read I can give is that looks like they’re going for Space Buffy
“porn-slicked cocaine goon cave”
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“porn-slicked cocaine goon cave”
I thought at first that the request was for you to say “Toss Grumley? I know at least one person who would enjoy that!”
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I thought at first that the request was for you to say “Toss Grumley? I know at least one person who would enjoy that!”
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
always fun to see what other reasonable opinions folks like this hold
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
always fun to see what other reasonable opinions folks like this hold
and in fairness there is also an eyes wide shut room, namely the dentist’s chair surrounded by paper mache masks of old men
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
and in fairness there is also an eyes wide shut room, namely the dentist’s chair surrounded by paper mache masks of old men
when I want decor that screams “I am normal,” I always turn to the work of Stanley Kubrick
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
when I want decor that screams “I am normal,” I always turn to the work of Stanley Kubrick
“what are we gonna do about these tariffs”
“don’t worry boss, we have a plan: we eat the numbers”
“kid you got a bright future in this business” 🤝
“don’t worry boss, we have a plan: we eat the numbers”
“kid you got a bright future in this business” 🤝
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“what are we gonna do about these tariffs”
“don’t worry boss, we have a plan: we eat the numbers”
“kid you got a bright future in this business” 🤝
“don’t worry boss, we have a plan: we eat the numbers”
“kid you got a bright future in this business” 🤝
also I’m sorry, I have trouble following some of this, but aren’t some of the tariffs like 55 quadrillion percent
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
also I’m sorry, I have trouble following some of this, but aren’t some of the tariffs like 55 quadrillion percent
that’s how you’re supposed to feel on this website, yes
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
that’s how you’re supposed to feel on this website, yes
Cait and Adonis were at the stonewall throwing bricks and I saw the bricks and one of the bricks looked at me
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cait and Adonis were at the stonewall throwing bricks and I saw the bricks and one of the bricks looked at me
My guess is it’s because lawyers owe a fiduciary duty to their clients and are usually not trying to screw them, whereas cops despise the public and view them as violent enemies.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My guess is it’s because lawyers owe a fiduciary duty to their clients and are usually not trying to screw them, whereas cops despise the public and view them as violent enemies.
idk I just kinda feel like if I were trying to denounce him and list his worst traits then vegetarianism, painting, and drug use would not be my first picks
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
idk I just kinda feel like if I were trying to denounce him and list his worst traits then vegetarianism, painting, and drug use would not be my first picks
joke’s on you: no podcast has ever said anything
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
joke’s on you: no podcast has ever said anything
Ms. Rachel says there were five monkeys jumping on the bed and were supposed to believe all five of them fell and bumped its head one after the other just as coincidence? I don’t buy it! hashtag follow the money hashtag monkeygate
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ms. Rachel says there were five monkeys jumping on the bed and were supposed to believe all five of them fell and bumped its head one after the other just as coincidence? I don’t buy it! hashtag follow the money hashtag monkeygate
🙄 um actually that is the bedroom 4 my son, Full Bsth43. does no one on here have AI literacy?
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🙄 um actually that is the bedroom 4 my son, Full Bsth43. does no one on here have AI literacy?
“let’s explore the megatoilet” smh… generative AI steers us further from god’s light with every passing moment
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“let’s explore the megatoilet” smh… generative AI steers us further from god’s light with every passing moment
I assumed at first that the Coat Bath had a toilet and a larger megatoilet, but I have to assume that’s the bathing tub for the coats. What else are you gonna do, bathe your coats in the sink? *scoff*
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I assumed at first that the Coat Bath had a toilet and a larger megatoilet, but I have to assume that’s the bathing tub for the coats. What else are you gonna do, bathe your coats in the sink? *scoff*