Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield Esq., JD PhD)
@resipsamanicure.bsky.social
Lawyer in California. I plan to get weird with it.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pinned
the act of perceiving is known as “perception”
the act of believing is known as “beleption”
the act of believing is known as “beleption”
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December 2024 folk hero: Handsome rogue who no-scoped an insurance executive in the imperial core
December 2025 folk hero: Animal who got blackout drunk
December 2025 folk hero: Animal who got blackout drunk
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
December 2024 folk hero: Handsome rogue who no-scoped an insurance executive in the imperial core
December 2025 folk hero: Animal who got blackout drunk
December 2025 folk hero: Animal who got blackout drunk
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"Strong floor, no ceiling"
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling"
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
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Commit this to memory: those who place themselves above the law's reach are beyond the law's protection
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Commit this to memory: those who place themselves above the law's reach are beyond the law's protection
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800 million people paying into chatgpt prompt roulette economy hyperbubble to break even, and we're left with a totally ratfucked-off-of-the-undisputed-pinnacle email+search engine while rent is four digits a month everywhere and groceries require you to take payday loans out for
God Bless America
God Bless America
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
800 million people paying into chatgpt prompt roulette economy hyperbubble to break even, and we're left with a totally ratfucked-off-of-the-undisputed-pinnacle email+search engine while rent is four digits a month everywhere and groceries require you to take payday loans out for
God Bless America
God Bless America
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i believe that it can hear me and will now activate. oh yeah actually oh yeah lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i believe that it can hear me and will now activate. oh yeah actually oh yeah lol
“we’re wolves not sheep” skill issue—I’m a bonobo and you better believe I fuck like one
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“we’re wolves not sheep” skill issue—I’m a bonobo and you better believe I fuck like one
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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kaiju sliwa #sizesky bimbocore skibidi jojo bizarre adventure tswift red era pacific rimjob evangelion touched by a guardian angel cognitohazard nightmare megazord gone girl blursed lofi beats to lose an election to anti-cuomo aktion ultraman yankee amerika nyc big apple bottom jeans hours iykyk
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
kaiju sliwa #sizesky bimbocore skibidi jojo bizarre adventure tswift red era pacific rimjob evangelion touched by a guardian angel cognitohazard nightmare megazord gone girl blursed lofi beats to lose an election to anti-cuomo aktion ultraman yankee amerika nyc big apple bottom jeans hours iykyk
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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gone are the days of wine and a blue wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
gone are the days of wine and a blue wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
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i'm sorry but i'm having so much trouble holding up a serious conversation with someone who doesnt even believe ghosts are real
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i'm sorry but i'm having so much trouble holding up a serious conversation with someone who doesnt even believe ghosts are real
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Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post.
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
Major federal immigration operation will begin tomorrow in the Bay Area
Customs and Border Protection agents are headed to the Bay Area for an operation, the agency has confirmed.
oaklandside.org
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post.
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
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I know I’m not allowed to yell at women to smile anymore but what about frown? I just want to have some control over their face I’m not picky about expression
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know I’m not allowed to yell at women to smile anymore but what about frown? I just want to have some control over their face I’m not picky about expression
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Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy
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It amazes me that politicians continuously sell us the idea of policing as the only route to peace and safety when with our own eyes, everyday, from the Punisher logo to this, we are forced to confront the fact that they outwardly present themselves as a death and violence cult.
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It amazes me that politicians continuously sell us the idea of policing as the only route to peace and safety when with our own eyes, everyday, from the Punisher logo to this, we are forced to confront the fact that they outwardly present themselves as a death and violence cult.
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Being a dipshit while white (DWW) is an identity
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Being a dipshit while white (DWW) is an identity
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im being gangstalked by the imperial boomerang
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
im being gangstalked by the imperial boomerang
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Schumer and Jeffries: Trump says he wants to use Black people as target practice, we say why not target getting our bipartisan budget back in the black
idk guys, "we're going to train our military on our cities" seems like the kind of thing that's 1) very bad and 2) very easy to message against but what the fuck do i know
Trump to top military officials: "I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military. National Guard, but our military. Because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor."
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Schumer and Jeffries: Trump says he wants to use Black people as target practice, we say why not target getting our bipartisan budget back in the black
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There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
At the same event, Hegseth said "We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country."
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
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For those of you who think some of us are alarmist Chicken Littles, you might want to look at our record of predictions. We keep saying what the horrible next step will be and then it happens. Meanwhile, the "wait and see" crowd is batting .000. You are in denial.
There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
At the same event, Hegseth said "We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country."
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
For those of you who think some of us are alarmist Chicken Littles, you might want to look at our record of predictions. We keep saying what the horrible next step will be and then it happens. Meanwhile, the "wait and see" crowd is batting .000. You are in denial.