Eric Cartman
@respectmaauthority.bsky.social
Hey, what's up guys? This is your boy, Eric Cartman here! Obviously way kewler than any of you guys and I'm totally not fat. Jews, women and such DNI.
One day, I'll make that know-it-all kid wish he stayed in Tennessee...
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
One day, I'll make that know-it-all kid wish he stayed in Tennessee...
Skewl again?! Goddamnit!!
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Skewl again?! Goddamnit!!
A few weeks ago, Kenny showed me that video he and Butters made on AI with Red getting pissed on by Santa. That was like the funniest thing I ever watched.
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
A few weeks ago, Kenny showed me that video he and Butters made on AI with Red getting pissed on by Santa. That was like the funniest thing I ever watched.
2026 better not suck ass. Last year was fucked up enough as it was.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
2026 better not suck ass. Last year was fucked up enough as it was.
I don't care if anyone wants me on here, I'm still making an account on here!
January 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I don't care if anyone wants me on here, I'm still making an account on here!