Eric Cartman
@respectmaauthority.bsky.social
Hey, what's up guys? This is your boy, Eric Cartman here! Obviously way kewler than any of you guys and I'm totally not fat. Jews, women and such DNI.
Get lost, I’m not fighting him.
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Get lost, I’m not fighting him.
Shut up, Andy!!
January 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Shut up, Andy!!
It’s true, asshole!
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It’s true, asshole!
I am not homophobic, brah! For your information, it was me who brought Tweek and Craig together!
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I am not homophobic, brah! For your information, it was me who brought Tweek and Craig together!
OH! Oh, I'm a Nazi, huh?!
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
OH! Oh, I'm a Nazi, huh?!
What? There's nothing wrong with being lesbian?
January 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
What? There's nothing wrong with being lesbian?
How about you come and kiss my ass?
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
How about you come and kiss my ass?
What am I to you, your fucking servant?!
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What am I to you, your fucking servant?!
Get one yourself, you hopeless Clyde wannabe!
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Get one yourself, you hopeless Clyde wannabe!
Yeah, they're absolute shit!
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yeah, they're absolute shit!
What do you mean I'd be in a shock for?
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
What do you mean I'd be in a shock for?
No, I don't have a problem! You clearly have a drug problem!
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
No, I don't have a problem! You clearly have a drug problem!
So I can't rip on his lisp or diabeties?
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
So I can't rip on his lisp or diabeties?
Two words "mate": Shut. Up.
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Two words "mate": Shut. Up.
Wh-?! HEY!! GET BACK HERE, YOU BRITISH PIECE OF SHIT!!
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Wh-?! HEY!! GET BACK HERE, YOU BRITISH PIECE OF SHIT!!
[He looks away]
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
[He looks away]
Not falling for it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Not falling for it.
[laughs] I didn't feel a thing. You punch like a girl.
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
[laughs] I didn't feel a thing. You punch like a girl.
Oh, don't get smart with me, you piece of crap!
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Oh, don't get smart with me, you piece of crap!
Wh- What do you mean?
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Wh- What do you mean?