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Gwen Rogers
@retrogwen.bsky.social
· Aug 12
a black and white photo of a man sitting on a bench and a woman running across the road
ALT: a black and white photo of a man sitting on a bench and a woman running across the road
media.tenor.com
Um, yeah but can A.I do this? - *seductively but cartoonishly lifts my dress and flashes my leg towards men*
The taylor swift engagement announcement must feel like D-Day for any guy whose girlfriend has been asking him to propose
August 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The taylor swift engagement announcement must feel like D-Day for any guy whose girlfriend has been asking him to propose
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“People like Stephen Colbert are too talented, and too essential, to go away,” Conan O’Brien said. “It’s not going to happen. He’s not going anywhere. Stephen is going to evolve and shine brighter than ever in a new format that he controls completely.”
Conan O’Brien Says Late-Night TV Is Doomed
O’Brien says the format is dying, but voices like Stephen Colbert will find new life elsewhere.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“People like Stephen Colbert are too talented, and too essential, to go away,” Conan O’Brien said. “It’s not going to happen. He’s not going anywhere. Stephen is going to evolve and shine brighter than ever in a new format that he controls completely.”
Everyone talks about girl dinner but no one talks about girl breakfast. For me its just adderall. The most girl breakfast of all.
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Everyone talks about girl dinner but no one talks about girl breakfast. For me its just adderall. The most girl breakfast of all.
The problem with me is that i’m really fucking weird and if i had a boyfriend i’d want to send him shit like this - but apparently that’s not romantic
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The problem with me is that i’m really fucking weird and if i had a boyfriend i’d want to send him shit like this - but apparently that’s not romantic
Um, yeah but can A.I do this? - *seductively but cartoonishly lifts my dress and flashes my leg towards men*
a black and white photo of a man sitting on a bench and a woman running across the road
ALT: a black and white photo of a man sitting on a bench and a woman running across the road
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Um, yeah but can A.I do this? - *seductively but cartoonishly lifts my dress and flashes my leg towards men*
It’s a little known fact, but Ikea was actually the old norse god of affordable home furnishings.
July 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It’s a little known fact, but Ikea was actually the old norse god of affordable home furnishings.
Went to a chinese massage place today because my feet were killing me. They hardly spoke any english, had a video of deep sea creatures playing, and were playing Christmas instrumental music. (its July). Yeah, it was the best massage of my life. 10/10
July 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Went to a chinese massage place today because my feet were killing me. They hardly spoke any english, had a video of deep sea creatures playing, and were playing Christmas instrumental music. (its July). Yeah, it was the best massage of my life. 10/10
Nobody tells you that getting older is basically just learning more and more targeted stretches for the parts of your body that get randomly fucked up.
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Nobody tells you that getting older is basically just learning more and more targeted stretches for the parts of your body that get randomly fucked up.
My biggest achievement is getting rejected from a sketch comedy writing opportunity in college because my sketch was "overtly sexual". It was about the Three Stooges... so I can see why they said that.
July 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My biggest achievement is getting rejected from a sketch comedy writing opportunity in college because my sketch was "overtly sexual". It was about the Three Stooges... so I can see why they said that.
Ever since the ozempic “it’s magic” commercial it has become compulsory for ads to spoof some pop song. Leave the hits of the 80’s and 90’s alone.
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ever since the ozempic “it’s magic” commercial it has become compulsory for ads to spoof some pop song. Leave the hits of the 80’s and 90’s alone.
“Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” is what i call it when i have a mental breakdown
January 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” is what i call it when i have a mental breakdown
I do it a secret third way - randomly and coherent only to me.
Do you shelve your books on your bookshelves alphabetically or by color?
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I do it a secret third way - randomly and coherent only to me.
Think before you speak hate. Someone you know is probably a nematode. Maybe even someone you love.
If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.
December 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Think before you speak hate. Someone you know is probably a nematode. Maybe even someone you love.
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Bad news guys, now I'm diagnosed and medicated for ADHD and writing still isn't getting any easier for me
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Bad news guys, now I'm diagnosed and medicated for ADHD and writing still isn't getting any easier for me