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Michael
@retselwm.bsky.social
Life long learner of mostly useless trivia facts, follow the Dodgers, Packers and Longhorn sports along with F1 (LH44!)
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Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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It’s gameday.

Let’s go!!!!
a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull with the number tw on its collar
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull with the number tw on its collar
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.” Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
January 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.
December 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Tax churches.

Love,

God
November 26, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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all the dude ever wanted was his rug back
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )
November 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM