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Reuben Glaser
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we don't know which, just whichever one extracts most profit from you
September 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Same
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What is that thing on the front of a Kid's Choice award? Is that a hidden camera? So Big Slime can spy on recipients? This needs to be looked into
August 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
August 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
what are we all even talking about anymore
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my internal monologue as of late
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bro this is crazy
July 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
here's a freebie - just use this picture from the original Trump/Epstein stage play "There Must Be More To Life" to get yourself started
July 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fascinating:
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
found this in an essay about Looney Tunes?
July 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've grown numb by now to the daily occurrence of porn spambot accounts 'liking' the posts where I announced the death of my parents. Everything's great, everybody. The internet is wonderful and life in 2025 is just A-OK!
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just told ChatGPT to "generate a fun image" and it came up with this??
July 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Alan Wake type shit
July 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Was not a fan. But thanks for asking.
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what do you MEAN the megabill passed? What...what about this?? This wasn't enough to stop it?
July 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my brain can't handle it
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh nice, this apartment offers the highly sought after "door + stove/stove-is-in-front-of-the-door" combo that is so IN right now.
June 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
probably the only thing less funny than this headline + combo would have been actually watching this live:
June 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The hills in MLB The Show 2024 look so verdant this time of year.
June 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes I forget but am swiftly reminded that of all the low-intelligence dullards in the senate, this football idiot is the biggest one:
June 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
New meme template just dropped. Somebody please do something with this.
June 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
June 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
like what the hell is this? Read this out loud - "the party voted to redo his February election." That's not how elections work! You don't get to do that! And this, from the party literally called the "Democratic" party.
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Viscous" you say?
June 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM