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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · Jul 5

Let's see what comes from this #promosky

🌐 Web Development
🎮 Video Games
⚔️ RPGs (JRPGs, WRPGs, TRPGs)
👊 Street Fighter series
📼 The Big Lebowski
🍳 Cooking
🐈‍⬛ Pets
🎵 Electric Six
🎨 Art appreciation
📺 Obscure 80's-90's TV
🍵 Tea/kombucha
🏋️ Exercising
🕹️ Games history
🫂 Friends/Community

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 8h

*Some people

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 8h

Good work, RA!

Now don't be like Bitmap Books and come here tomorrow posting something like "Just kidding! We're going to allow racist fan hacks after all! Oh, AND we're adding achievements for The Guy Game! Sime people yelled at us over this, and we want to take a stand against bullying!"

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 9h

they call 'em yankees because masturbate

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 11h

I don't like people who take drugs

for example: airport security

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 13h

HELL. YES.

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15h

in fact im going to add labels for following the bluesky mods

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 13h

He could just annoy people in their sleep.

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 15h

so who's spinning up the replacement

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 15h

CGI'ed The Dude makes me weep.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 15h

Let's be real... That last movie wasn't exactly great. By god it tried, but it just wasn't. I'd say it was a tall order but the first Tron was just "okay". It was Diet Star Wars for computer nerds.

The only thing the sequels _really_ have going for them are their soundtracks.

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 16h

If Dr Zoggle just had dental implants... Then he must need painkillers.

a close up of homer simpson 's face with big eyes

Alt: a close up of homer simpson 's face with big eyes

media.tenor.com

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 20h

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

Dolly's Sister: "I'm sorry y'all, she's not dying."

Me: "oh thank god..."

Dolly's Sister: "No, she just has kidney stones!"

Me: "NO! DEAR GOD WHY DOLLY!? Pray for her! PRAY FOR HER!! That's the worst thing to happen!!"

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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 23h

when people repost random artists onto the page

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

When I'm being an ornery fuck, I don't say "The Beatles", I say "Electric Six" like a person who isn't 80 but still wants to see a lot of things burn.

Y'know, like discos, fast-food restaurants, hell, airplanes, the land between Dan and Bersheeba... Normal stuff.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Pretty sure it's just one guy and not a band, but Jfarrari.

(God I hope I'm pronouncing that right...)

music.youtube.com/watch?v=uThd...

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

These look and sound like Fancy Cheetohs. If Costco had a cheese snack, it'd just be these things repackaged as Kirkland Signature Cheezers or something.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Twitter was ALWAYS having me following and unfollowing random people. I just assume since Jay outed herself as a Lowtax Wannabe, the same shit's going on here.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Was there some kind of silent shitposter purge a month or so ago. First I had to re-add Brendel a couple of weeks ago... For a third time. Today it was Josh I noticed that I had stopped following and had to re-add.

I didn't unfollow these two. Guess Bsky REALLY want me to hate them.

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Oh shit, the klanker that tried to colorize this photo sure ruined that...

bsky.app/profile/vgde...

VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 1d

I thought something seemed off about the the image posted below: it's a photo that's been edited and colorized by AI. Please don't do that.

Black and white photo showing people around a Darius cabinet at the October 1986 AM Show.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

I think Jimmy and his big bag of cocaine should go back to the 1970's when people were still stupid enough to call this bullshit "entertainment".

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DarkTetsuya @darktetsuya.bsky.social · 1d

not religious but you don't say no to Dolly

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Just enter another horse named "Hey! There's Some Fentanyl Over Here!" and that should take care of the popo.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Oh no, you're absolutely correct with the analogy. I avoid Brazzers like I avoided the dub before they became openly nazi trash.

It's just the same stank of mediocrity, nothing else.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Don't forget to "smash that bell"

That LIBERTY BELL

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 2d

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