Reverend Danny Smite
@reverenddanny.bsky.social
I’m the guy who does the stuff.
Pinned
I am the Reverend Sir Daniel Smite, Knight of the Realm, First of My Name, Breaker of Beds, Whisperer of Sluts, and Father of Chihuahuas.
I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
God.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
God.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Damn.
It.
I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.
I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.
Yeah.
No clue what laws are being broken.
Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.
Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.
Buenos dias, amigos.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Buenos dias, amigos.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.
Reposted by Reverend Danny Smite
One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
Why you should let me borrow your boyfriend | Girl on the Net
Welcome! Thanks for coming! Please help yourself to cake! Here's a brief presentation I've prepared on why you should let me borrow your boyfriend.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
Reposted by Reverend Danny Smite
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
September 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.
There’s no way y’all figured out who. That’s on Twitter.
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There’s no way y’all figured out who. That’s on Twitter.
Any of you who follow along or know me at all know I have been happily married to and dominant of kaydie for many years.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Any of you who follow along or know me at all know I have been happily married to and dominant of kaydie for many years.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
There’s an impossible number of good looking women in Oceanside.
July 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There’s an impossible number of good looking women in Oceanside.
#TalesFromTheOtherUnit
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
July 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
#TalesFromTheOtherUnit
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I don’t want to jinx it, kids, but I may be able to do something significant for my local veteran community.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
June 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t want to jinx it, kids, but I may be able to do something significant for my local veteran community.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
It’s not that I don’t think I deserve love, of course I do.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
June 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s not that I don’t think I deserve love, of course I do.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
The last week has been highly stressful for me. There’s still a lot to come, but I’m over the biggest, most immediate obstacle.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
June 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The last week has been highly stressful for me. There’s still a lot to come, but I’m over the biggest, most immediate obstacle.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
Walking into REI with Mini-Smite I hear someone call my name from the parking lot.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Walking into REI with Mini-Smite I hear someone call my name from the parking lot.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
Things happen when you send porn to a dirty girl on St Valentine’s Day.
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Things happen when you send porn to a dirty girl on St Valentine’s Day.