Girl on the Net
@girlonthenet.bsky.social
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
When it comes to sex, there is so much possibility! So many different roads to go down! If you want me to meet you where your kink is, I need you to draw me a map.

NEW blog, gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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alexwattsesq.bsky.social
Like it or not, people answering obviously rhetorical questions is here to stay
alexwattsesq.bsky.social
Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?
danmcdaid.bsky.social
Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Anyway I wrote an article back in 2013 analyzing permutations on Benedict Cumberbatch which you may read and sub in Timothée Chalamet should you so desire
web.archive.org/web/20250322...
A Linguist Explains the Rules of Summoning Benedict Cumberbatch -The Toast
A willing foe, and sea room.
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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faineg.bsky.social
I was recently scuba diving in Indonesia and I can 100% confirm that the dick starfish are real and they actually look like this:
The dick starfish c. Granulatus
girlonthenet.bsky.social
I was talking to a friend about emotional intelligence today, so figured I'd reshare this. I tried to do for #emotions what I sometimes do for sex, and discuss the detail of how to get better at #communication where feelings are concerned...

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The palette of emotions: How do you feel? | Girl on the Net
How do you feel right now? Understanding your emotions is a skill, so if you can't answer this question here is some advice on how to develop it.
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
This commenter is correct. And I'd add that perhaps cultural discourse peaked with this video. Might watch it again this evening, as a treat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlo...
@ThisCommentWroteItself
1 month ago
I am convinced that YouTube as a medium peaked with this video.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
She talks about these fantasies as ways women get permission to be sexual. Society tells us we must be innocent and virginal, and therefore ravishment/bodice-ripping/rape fantasies often help us inhabit our sexual selves without the shame that is heaped on us if we go to bed willingly.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
If you don't understand why banning dubcon disproportionately harms women and makes us feel broken, once again I must point you towards this seminal cultural comment on eroticism: the @contrapoints.bsky.social Twilight video essay www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlo...
Twilight | ContraPoints
YouTube video by ContraPoints
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
Most of my fantasies involve some non consent. FANTASIES. In my HEAD. I am far from alone in this, and I am not sick or perverted or broken - I am a woman who has grown up in a society that frames my sexuality in such a way that fantasies like this help give me permission to feel horny.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
CN: rape/fantasy.

Massively fucks me off to be honest. I understand why you wouldn't want porn that *glorifies* or *encourages* rape, but I think it's frankly grim that anything from bodice-ripping to real-life consensual non-consent role play is now effectively banned.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
I really love this audio, and I am super sad that because of Patreon's Ts and Cs combined with the Online Safety Act, there is literally no way for UK users to hear it. Most of the audio is still available for UK people on Patreon, but not this one. Expect most noncon/dubcon to go the same way.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Super special BONUS #AudioPorn for you today. This one hasn't even gone on Patreon, because it skirts close to the wind on Patreon's Ts and Cs.

Of COURSE it does, it's one of my top fantasies.

#Anal as punishment:

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Anal as punishment | Threaten me with a really good time
In which I try to capture the thrill of being threatened with anal as punishment. And a very core rule about threats: they can't allways be empty ones.
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katesloan.com
“Sexiness is about sensuality & physicality; it’s about the way you engage the senses to create a particular feeling or experience. Sex, after all, is about the body’s perceptions; the more you can bring all one’s senses into play, the sexier… you can be.”

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I Want To Feel Sexier. What Should I Do?
He's a decent looking guy , but he wants to be SEXY. How can he be the hot, desirable man of his wife's Bridgerton-esque dreams?
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cvcev.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Labour MPs back calls to restore NHS Covid vaccines for all Clinically Vulnerable people!

After pressure from CVF members and supporters - a rapid U-turn appears to be underway.

WELL DONE!

#KeepCovidBoosters campaign a HUGE success!
Case Ref:

1 message

Beccy Cooper MP

@drbeccycooper.co.uk>

Mon, 6 Oct 2025 at 00:50

Dear

Thank you very much for contacting me about your concerns regarding access to Covid-19 vaccination for Clinically Vulnerable people. Please accept my apologies for the delay in responding to your email.

I am pleased to be able to confirm that the new Labour government is committed to strengthening our public health response and reducing health inequalities. Labour's recent commitments and statements have made clear that the principle of universal and fair access to vaccines particularly for those who are medically at-risk must be central to our national strategy.

In Parliament, Labour MPs have called for a rapid review of JCVI eligibility criteria and for the reinstatement of free Covid-19 vaccination for all Clinically Vulnerable people, in line with the existing approach to NHS flu vaccinations. Many have highlighted, as you do, that the logic and evidence for including all at-risk groups in annual booster rollouts are overwhelming, given the ongoing pandemic context and emergence of new variants.

Our party's manifesto commits to taking advice from clinicians and scientists and to working closely with NHS England to ensure that support for the most vulnerable is not withdrawn on cost grounds especially when this may lead to greater suffering and increased NHS pressure. There is widespread concern across Parliament about the risk of deepening health inequality and placing the cost burden of essential preventative care onto those least able to shoulder it.

Thank you again for taking the time to share your concerns so powerfully.

Best wishes,

Dr Beccy Cooper MP

Member of Parliament for Worth Parliamentary Office: House of C

Telephone: 01903 496390 betw

Clinically Vulnerable Families [LOGO]
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
TIL: 6% of people are psychopaths.
yougov.co.uk
How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
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granttanaka.bsky.social
you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
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stuartcb.bsky.social
"I have a plug, Greg. Can you recycle me?"
Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"
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mangmangmang.bsky.social
I would ALSO never get over this

mags*
 
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 am	

My mum has NEVER gotten over being made to go to a special Phishing Awareness Training thing after she clicked on the link in a phishing email from her IT department. Mostly because she’d followed proceedure and forwarded the email originally as a probable phishing scam…only to be told by the IT department that it wasn’t, it was an official email, and she should click through and respond.

So she did and, lo and behold, it was a fake phishing email and she got sent to a seminar. That was a few years ago and to this day she swears the IT guy just wanted to hit enough people to schedule a training day and get his lunch catered.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
*David Attenborough voice*

Here we see the night habits of the Wild English Slag. Note the sparkle in her eyes and slight sheen of sweat on her forehead as she frantically gobbles that magnificent cock.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Somewhere there exists a night-vision film of me sucking a guy off, during the period of my life where I believe I looked my absolute best. I am so gutted that it was analogue, and if he still has it please digitise and send.
fesshole.bsky.social
Spent a few quid and too much time transferring a sex tape I made with an old girlfriend to digital. Mostly I'm just happy to see myself in a reasonable physical condition and wish I could shown my wife how good I looked before she met me.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
This is what good parenting looks like
fesshole.bsky.social
Years ago, as a youth coming home after a party, I put my used clothes in the laundry basket. Later, in my room, I found the "just in case" condom I had had in my pocket with a note "Found this in the washer. Suggest you bin it as it was on a hot cycle. Love Mum".
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Ah thank you so much, I really appreciate it! I'll drop her a quick msg now!