Chain Bear
@stuartcb.bsky.social
You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.
BBC won't withdraw from Eurovision because it's apparently not allowed to have an opinion on whether genocide is good or bad
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BBC won't withdraw from Eurovision because it's apparently not allowed to have an opinion on whether genocide is good or bad
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Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
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There's something both psychologically interesting and depressing about how determined some people are that neurodiversity can't be more widespread than they think.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There's something both psychologically interesting and depressing about how determined some people are that neurodiversity can't be more widespread than they think.
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Do yourself a favour and click "show more replies" on this
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Do yourself a favour and click "show more replies" on this
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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stop letting them convince you that ten months out of a year is the whole year. it's still the year right now. it's STILL the YEAR right NOW
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
stop letting them convince you that ten months out of a year is the whole year. it's still the year right now. it's STILL the YEAR right NOW
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You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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“…and so now you’ve met everyone in the polycule!”
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
“…and so now you’ve met everyone in the polycule!”
One of those really annoying counter intuitive terms is "Gothic" in typefaces which means just simple sans-serif like Helvetica and not thick ornate blackletter calligraphy.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
One of those really annoying counter intuitive terms is "Gothic" in typefaces which means just simple sans-serif like Helvetica and not thick ornate blackletter calligraphy.
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Just remembered the bootleg Peanuts advent calendar from last year and a chill went down my spine. This thread is not for the faint of heart.
I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just remembered the bootleg Peanuts advent calendar from last year and a chill went down my spine. This thread is not for the faint of heart.
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I'm so mad that I understand this
Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm so mad that I understand this
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
I'm about to attempt to eat an apple to see if they still fuck me up
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm about to attempt to eat an apple to see if they still fuck me up
This kind of notification never fails to make me giggle even though I can totally guess the context.
Feels like a Hansard summary
Feels like a Hansard summary
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This kind of notification never fails to make me giggle even though I can totally guess the context.
Feels like a Hansard summary
Feels like a Hansard summary
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥