Chain Bear
@stuartcb.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, Jurassic Park was HOW long ago?
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stuartcb.bsky.social
The AI bubble will burst and "force" them to do some now austerity for the greater good but all videos will continue to be completely untrustworthy. Excellent stuff.
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marlo.ooo
one would think a foreign affairs journalist would research a video like this before reposting it? another video w very obvious AI tells.
onestpress.onestnetwork.com
A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬
stuartcb.bsky.social
I saw one of those rotating sandwich gifs and it made me desperate for a sandwich
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
le creuset is not cheugy. it's plumbo. get your cash up, broke chungus
stuartcb.bsky.social
Ah that's a rubbish feeling to be laden with. I hope something changes soon
stuartcb.bsky.social
Just got a 10:14 on today's Friday crossword so I don't know what's going on this week
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
Now's a good time to join the Patreon because you get a) this live hangout thing and b) in December you'll receive a Christmas card designed by @stuartcb.bsky.social and written in by me (if you'd like it, obvs)
stuartcb.bsky.social
Don't be alarmed but I'm drinking half a low alcohol cider
stuartcb.bsky.social
Don't think I can do a Tuesday under 5 minutes but it took me like a year to get Monday under 5 so it might be possible
stuartcb.bsky.social
Manage to crack an NYT crossword goal this week with a Wednesday under 7 minutes.
Graph showing the Best Solve Time for each day of the week of the NYT crossword
Monday 03:47 Tuesday 05:19 Wednesday 06:52 Thursday 11:33 Friday 13:47 Saturday 14:50 Sunday 19:24
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
reporting from bikini bottom fashion week
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jonhendren.com
you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.
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queerash.bsky.social
are *your* children following this TERRIFYING online trend? Look out for the signs:

* LOL: love our landlords
* BTW: beat the workers
* LMAO: let maggie advance on
* BRB: beautiful righteous boris
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bencollins.bsky.social
She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
stuartcb.bsky.social
Fucking hell, Urchin is a lot but really well done. Oof.
stuartcb.bsky.social
"I have a plug, Greg. Can you recycle me?"
Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
A good example of why direct inflation adjustment of this sort is more deceptive than clarifying when applied over very long stretches of time where consumption patterns are very different.

Basic foods (bread/grain) probably devours a third of Cratchet's income, but not the modern worker's.
stuartcb.bsky.social
Naturally I meant gun* violence