Rev Dick Scratcher
reverenddick.glasto.me
Rev Dick Scratcher
@reverenddick.glasto.me
Leopardskin priest armed with a uke.
He’s a dog. I bet he licks his own bollocks when he’s not being filmed.
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I still hate I Just Called To Say I Love You.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
What o, when David Olusuga and Nick Mohammed were both in the final?
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I saw a post last week where someone reckoned it was actually a a Scouser singing 🎵 Police nabbed me Dad 🎵
Happy to help.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You’re welcome. I hope it helps with keeping the page alive, I know how hosting fees add up.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It must have been hard, growing up in 1950s Belfast being called Vanessa Morrison.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yes. Selling fat, salt, and additive laden slops to children deserves condemnation.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That’s just what a woman would say.

They’re always right, damn them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Shut up and take my money.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good luck 🤞
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We love these every year.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.

Thank you Moose.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
1 yes
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
No wonder the NHS is fucked. It’s because of morons like this, who then go on to boast about how stupid they are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Not all parents are psychos.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Don’t do drugs kids.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Charles-Louis Regnault 1815
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I believe this is known as the Fox defence.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM