Rev Dick Scratcher
@reverenddick.glasto.me
Leopardskin priest armed with a uke.
He’s a dog. I bet he licks his own bollocks when he’s not being filmed.
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
He’s a dog. I bet he licks his own bollocks when he’s not being filmed.
I still hate I Just Called To Say I Love You.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I still hate I Just Called To Say I Love You.
What o, when David Olusuga and Nick Mohammed were both in the final?
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
What o, when David Olusuga and Nick Mohammed were both in the final?
I saw a post last week where someone reckoned it was actually a a Scouser singing 🎵 Police nabbed me Dad 🎵
Happy to help.
Happy to help.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I saw a post last week where someone reckoned it was actually a a Scouser singing 🎵 Police nabbed me Dad 🎵
Happy to help.
Happy to help.
You’re welcome. I hope it helps with keeping the page alive, I know how hosting fees add up.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You’re welcome. I hope it helps with keeping the page alive, I know how hosting fees add up.
It must have been hard, growing up in 1950s Belfast being called Vanessa Morrison.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It must have been hard, growing up in 1950s Belfast being called Vanessa Morrison.
Yes. Selling fat, salt, and additive laden slops to children deserves condemnation.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yes. Selling fat, salt, and additive laden slops to children deserves condemnation.
That’s just what a woman would say.
They’re always right, damn them.
They’re always right, damn them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That’s just what a woman would say.
They’re always right, damn them.
They’re always right, damn them.
Shut up and take my money.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Shut up and take my money.
Good luck 🤞
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Good luck 🤞
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
It’s a flawed system requiring a vote in every category, even when I have no opinion on some.
We love these every year.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We love these every year.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
Ms Scratcher and me (combined age 132) take it in turns to colour in each day. She’s a proper artist, and I’m the other kind.
Thank you Moose.
1 yes
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
1 yes
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
2 double yes
3 is prison a more suitable option?
4 how would this work? Size? Visibility? (Im pretty sure I’d be safe on both counts)
5 Extra tax for anyone banging on about it.
No wonder the NHS is fucked. It’s because of morons like this, who then go on to boast about how stupid they are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No wonder the NHS is fucked. It’s because of morons like this, who then go on to boast about how stupid they are.
Not all parents are psychos.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not all parents are psychos.
Don’t do drugs kids.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Don’t do drugs kids.
Charles-Louis Regnault 1815
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Charles-Louis Regnault 1815
I believe this is known as the Fox defence.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I believe this is known as the Fox defence.