Rev Dick Scratcher
@reverenddick.glasto.me
Leopardskin priest armed with a uke.
James 4:2
Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
#trump
Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
#trump
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
James 4:2
Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
#trump
Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.
#trump
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As I won't be posting uke reviews for a while (and the algorithm may may this page less visible)...
A reminder that if you know of anyone starting their #ukulele journey this Christmas, that my full list of beginners tips is staying on this page.
www.gotaukulele.com/p/beginners-...
#gotaukulele
A reminder that if you know of anyone starting their #ukulele journey this Christmas, that my full list of beginners tips is staying on this page.
www.gotaukulele.com/p/beginners-...
#gotaukulele
UKULELE BEGINNERS TIPS
Ukulele Tips for beginners - everything you wanted to know about starting out with this musical instrument
www.gotaukulele.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
As I won't be posting uke reviews for a while (and the algorithm may may this page less visible)...
A reminder that if you know of anyone starting their #ukulele journey this Christmas, that my full list of beginners tips is staying on this page.
www.gotaukulele.com/p/beginners-...
#gotaukulele
A reminder that if you know of anyone starting their #ukulele journey this Christmas, that my full list of beginners tips is staying on this page.
www.gotaukulele.com/p/beginners-...
#gotaukulele
1 Timothy 5:23
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Well, it is Christmas…
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Well, it is Christmas…
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
1 Timothy 5:23
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Well, it is Christmas…
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Well, it is Christmas…
You think #Whamageddon is testing?
Get ready for a much tougher challenge.
Every news outlet continually pumps out the Clacton gasbag.
#FARAGEAGEDDON
Get ready for a much tougher challenge.
Every news outlet continually pumps out the Clacton gasbag.
#FARAGEAGEDDON
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You think #Whamageddon is testing?
Get ready for a much tougher challenge.
Every news outlet continually pumps out the Clacton gasbag.
#FARAGEAGEDDON
Get ready for a much tougher challenge.
Every news outlet continually pumps out the Clacton gasbag.
#FARAGEAGEDDON
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Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
Dear BBC,
Tell him to fuck himself.
Tell him to fuck himself.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dear BBC,
Tell him to fuck himself.
Tell him to fuck himself.
“And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”
Donald III by William Shakespeare
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”
Donald III by William Shakespeare
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”
Donald III by William Shakespeare
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”
Donald III by William Shakespeare
Genesis 2:7
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Remember, life begins with the first breath. Don’t let the anti choice campaigners tell you otherwise.
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Remember, life begins with the first breath. Don’t let the anti choice campaigners tell you otherwise.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Genesis 2:7
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Remember, life begins with the first breath. Don’t let the anti choice campaigners tell you otherwise.
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Remember, life begins with the first breath. Don’t let the anti choice campaigners tell you otherwise.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Proverbs 29:23
A man’s pride shall bring him low:
but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.
A man’s pride shall bring him low:
but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Proverbs 29:23
A man’s pride shall bring him low:
but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.
A man’s pride shall bring him low:
but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.
“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
He died over 400 years ago, but Shakespeare seems to have known Trump.
He died over 400 years ago, but Shakespeare seems to have known Trump.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
He died over 400 years ago, but Shakespeare seems to have known Trump.
He died over 400 years ago, but Shakespeare seems to have known Trump.
Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur.
(The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted)
Pubilius Syrus 85-43BCE
(The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted)
Pubilius Syrus 85-43BCE
October 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur.
(The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted)
Pubilius Syrus 85-43BCE
(The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted)
Pubilius Syrus 85-43BCE
Jeremiah 4:22
For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.
For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Jeremiah 4:22
For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.
For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.
Horrific news from Manchester.
Killing innocent people is never right, no matter what your motivation.
Killing innocent people is never right, no matter what your motivation.
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Horrific news from Manchester.
Killing innocent people is never right, no matter what your motivation.
Killing innocent people is never right, no matter what your motivation.
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
😋 tastes like chicken 🐓 🐸
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
Judges 2:14
And the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.
And the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Judges 2:14
And the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.
And the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.
“I have worked with Nathan Gill over a period of years and he’s been terrific, he’s never ever let me down. He’s as honest as the day is long.”
Nigel Farage 2017
Nigel Farage 2017
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“I have worked with Nathan Gill over a period of years and he’s been terrific, he’s never ever let me down. He’s as honest as the day is long.”
Nigel Farage 2017
Nigel Farage 2017
Oh MAGA, first you try to weaponise the murder of Charlie Kirk, now the triggering of a safety device.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh MAGA, first you try to weaponise the murder of Charlie Kirk, now the triggering of a safety device.
Always read the side effect warnings.
Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Always read the side effect warnings.
For those eulogising CK
Matthew 24:24
“For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”
Matthew 24:24
“For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
For those eulogising CK
Matthew 24:24
“For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”
Matthew 24:24
“For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
September 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
1 Kings 3:28
And all Israel heard of the judgment which the king had judged; and they feared the king: for they saw that the wisdom of God was in him, to do judgment.
And all Israel heard of the judgment which the king had judged; and they feared the king: for they saw that the wisdom of God was in him, to do judgment.
August 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
1 Kings 3:28
And all Israel heard of the judgment which the king had judged; and they feared the king: for they saw that the wisdom of God was in him, to do judgment.
And all Israel heard of the judgment which the king had judged; and they feared the king: for they saw that the wisdom of God was in him, to do judgment.