White House refuses to provide list of countries it claims reached out with tariff deal.

"They all want to negotiate. The only problem is ... you can only do so many at one time," Trump said.

He was okay trying on the first shirt, but injured himself with the second. Shouldn't have gone double tops

Watching whippets play flyball at Crufts. There needs to be more flyball on telly, it’s great! #crufts #flyball

Fantastic piece of business from the Broccolis there. Everyone seems to have forgotten he’s fucking dead

Darts. Bloody ‘ell. Incredible performance from Peter Wright. #pdc #darts

Sellotape is the work of the devil.

The only time I’ve ever rewound an ad to watch it again. Work of genius from Fold7 for CapitalOne.

Visited Grim’s Dyke with the hound yesterday. Beautiful house and a lovely walk.

Not sure why everyone’s getting so up in the air about the Jaguar ad. It’s shite, but by no means their worst effort. Between 1935-45, they plumped for this 😬

Hello Bluesky! No blue sky here today but I did do two of my favourite things. Walking the dog. In autumn.