what is the running gag in the unbreakable kimmy schmidt about ferrets 😭 Coriolanus Burt and Dale Bortz both own ferrets in the series .. “don’t hurt me, i have ferrets at home,” will be my last words, i hope. who did tina know with ferrets 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
what is the running gag in the unbreakable kimmy schmidt about ferrets 😭 Coriolanus Burt and Dale Bortz both own ferrets in the series .. “don’t hurt me, i have ferrets at home,” will be my last words, i hope. who did tina know with ferrets 😭
tina fey’s comedic genius keeps me alive
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
tina fey’s comedic genius keeps me alive
please, i’m just trying to pickup my ferret from the daycare.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
please, i’m just trying to pickup my ferret from the daycare.
Chase bank keeps calling me “we need to hear from you.” and I’m like “bitch I need a bank that didn’t launder money for Jeff Epstein.”
can’t get a dollar out of me now fr
can’t get a dollar out of me now fr
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Chase bank keeps calling me “we need to hear from you.” and I’m like “bitch I need a bank that didn’t launder money for Jeff Epstein.”
can’t get a dollar out of me now fr
can’t get a dollar out of me now fr
Jordan Hudson looks like a villain.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Jordan Hudson looks like a villain.
southwest gate screamer giving israeli
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
southwest gate screamer giving israeli
stupid dusty ass bitch ass boy : “ i can get anything.”
me: names two things
him : oh not those but “anything else.”
me: i have mushrooms and weed at home you lame fuck
and he was bald.
me: names two things
him : oh not those but “anything else.”
me: i have mushrooms and weed at home you lame fuck
and he was bald.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
stupid dusty ass bitch ass boy : “ i can get anything.”
me: names two things
him : oh not those but “anything else.”
me: i have mushrooms and weed at home you lame fuck
and he was bald.
me: names two things
him : oh not those but “anything else.”
me: i have mushrooms and weed at home you lame fuck
and he was bald.
shitty bartender pissed me off so bad I went home and cleaned my house. like why keep serving shots unsolicited to my friend who was already black out drunk?
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
shitty bartender pissed me off so bad I went home and cleaned my house. like why keep serving shots unsolicited to my friend who was already black out drunk?
it’s 2025 everyone knows not to wear white to someone else’s wedding.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
it’s 2025 everyone knows not to wear white to someone else’s wedding.
bartender purse things
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bartender purse things
i wish songs could be iv drugs
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
i wish songs could be iv drugs
is it just me or it is incredible rude to be finding your seat at a wedding at the exact time the bride is walking the aisle???
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
is it just me or it is incredible rude to be finding your seat at a wedding at the exact time the bride is walking the aisle???
as a person who studies humans i can tell you i do not like what i see
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
as a person who studies humans i can tell you i do not like what i see
i’m pretty ok not ending up with jb every time i see him with his wife in public.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i’m pretty ok not ending up with jb every time i see him with his wife in public.
tonight’s event sponsored by jp morgan aka the people who were laundering money for epstein.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
tonight’s event sponsored by jp morgan aka the people who were laundering money for epstein.
i am pretty sure i got a job today.. it starts in two weeks
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i am pretty sure i got a job today.. it starts in two weeks
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i wonder why they portrayed garfield as so dedicated to his wife when he was a serial philanderer
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i wonder why they portrayed garfield as so dedicated to his wife when he was a serial philanderer
i was so born in the wrong era. i’m not meant to be a cog of capitalism, i’m meant to languish in an opium den somewhere
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i was so born in the wrong era. i’m not meant to be a cog of capitalism, i’m meant to languish in an opium den somewhere
can’t believe i’ll never make it to Snapped, sigh.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
can’t believe i’ll never make it to Snapped, sigh.
I believe there are 50 states between life and death.. the united states
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I believe there are 50 states between life and death.. the united states
can’t believe people are finding these emails shocking. genuinely none of this is new info, except maybe the blow job bit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
can’t believe people are finding these emails shocking. genuinely none of this is new info, except maybe the blow job bit.
capitalism is so funny bc wdym it costs $13,000 USD to end my own life ??
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
capitalism is so funny bc wdym it costs $13,000 USD to end my own life ??
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.