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ZachsMind @zachsmind.bsky.social · 14h

"I wanted the Nobel Peace Prize!"
"Dude. You renamed The Dept of Defense to The Dept of WAR."
"Exactly! War is Peace!"
"You're completely missing the point."
"And Miss America!"
"What about it?"
"I wanna win that too!"
"Huh?"
"And Miss Universe! Gimme all the prizes! GIMME!"
"..."
"MINE!"

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ALT: Dont Care How I Want It Now Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory GIF

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1h

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1h

Tony Abbott’s rewriting of Australian History #auspol

two men are standing next to each other in front of a wooden wall .

ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a wooden wall .

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 14h

You take a TV to Bathurst

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 14h

This doesn’t even surprise anymore, just typical of the Oompa Loompa, constantly putting everyone down, and people love him for it, he channels their hate and misogyny

Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15h

This is real. This... {deep breaths} I cannot even find the right word... actually said this about this year's richly deserving Nobel Peace Prize winner.

He did everything he could to denigrate her win.

(Screenshot below altered merely to remove an ad.)

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

We've all heard that there is no free lunch.

Well, guess what?

There is no free 747 either.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 15h

Bathurst is something special if you like cars and racing #TTSO #Bathurst1000 #RepcoSC #Bathurst
#LapOfTheGods

youtu.be/cRzLBFQ5M2Y?...

When Murphy Clocked His Lap Of The Gods

YouTube video by Supercars

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 16h

Just bought a Japanese “dud” 😜

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 19h

Puppers

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 1d

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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

Your toe?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.

*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

On the news, Jared Kushner sitting next to the Butcher of Gaza, and praising the IDF’s efforts over the last 2 years 🤬 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

If the chair in your room was an actual person

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

And Trump is furious about that

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

I could take a good guess at who 4 of the 6 are

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

What a marvellous bird is the Pelican
It’s beak can hold more than it’s belly can

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday 🥳

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think anyone has ever said NO to Trump?

The world’s biggest Karen

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 2d

Another day when everything is stupid. Norway is gearing up for Trump to throw a tantrum because he won't get his desired shiny medal.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 1d

🤷‍♂️ one of those days

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 2d

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