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A solitary lobo, perhaps gray at the muzzle, hung like a marionette from the moon.
Pinned
Resilience isn’t a virtue. It’s a consequence.
Bike updates continue. Brakes this time. Bigger rotors, and better pads. These brakes have sucked since this bike was new. But not for much longer!
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watched an episode of Insomniac w/Dave Attell out of nowhere just now. Youtube suggested it. Man, that really was a top-tier show. I don't think I'm just being nostalgic, either.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We had the tgiving lunch at the office today, so I wore my sassy tweed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Having adhd is like trying to keep all your thoughts organized on a table, but the table’s always shaking, so everything walks around and is never where or how you left it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just saw a dude on Baronne riding his bike with no hands while rolling a joint. Dude’s doing Friday right.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I just read Moby Dick was first released today in 1851. What’re the odds
A mosquito in my apt. keeps biting me & disappearing.

He heaps me. He tasks me. I see in him an outrageous strength, w/an inscrutable malice sinewing it. & that inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate. Be the moz agent, or be the moz principle, I will wreak that hate upon him.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A mosquito in my apt. keeps biting me & disappearing.

He heaps me. He tasks me. I see in him an outrageous strength, w/an inscrutable malice sinewing it. & that inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate. Be the moz agent, or be the moz principle, I will wreak that hate upon him.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fooled by this warmer weather today. My subconscious is like, ‘Woo, spring!! We made it! Winter was ROUGH.’
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There’s a 2010, 5spd manual, 4cyl, Tacoma on fb marketplace for $10k, and that is such a deal, I’m genuinely tempted to make an offer. That thing’s just broken in, and I never see them with the 3rd pedal anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I was so ready for some fiction after 1200 pages of Robert Moses, I’ve ripped through a 400pg novel in a week. Which is *blazin* fast for me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I ubereats’d a large pizza as a rare treat, and the dude delivering it is on a bicycle.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Holy ***SHIT*** y’all!! It’s like a whole new bike!! I can feel that it’s a little lighter, and the new fork rides like a cloud! SO smooth!
The bike is regreased, the fork is installed and tuned. Time to take ‘er out on the inaugural ride.
I know y’all aren’t into the bike stuff, but my new fork is at Bayou Bikes getting the crown race switched over, which means I oughta be riding it by the end of the day. I’m pretty pumped…
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The bike is regreased, the fork is installed and tuned. Time to take ‘er out on the inaugural ride.
I know y’all aren’t into the bike stuff, but my new fork is at Bayou Bikes getting the crown race switched over, which means I oughta be riding it by the end of the day. I’m pretty pumped…
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Fingernail clippers are the best ziptie tail-end trimmers on earth. They get it totally flush. No slicey bits.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Also, EXCELLENT suggestion for a bike shop, y’all. They literally have a vintage safari Porsche 911 in there. Which is like a top 5 dream car for me.
I know y’all aren’t into the bike stuff, but my new fork is at Bayou Bikes getting the crown race switched over, which means I oughta be riding it by the end of the day. I’m pretty pumped…
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I know y’all aren’t into the bike stuff, but my new fork is at Bayou Bikes getting the crown race switched over, which means I oughta be riding it by the end of the day. I’m pretty pumped…
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can’t believe how many people on the dating apps declare themselves ‘apolitical’. How *could* you be?! That’s an astounding, unforgivable, searing level of complacency.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One of the coolest things about getting sober is rewatching/rereading stuff, and seeing 10x more than I ever had before. I just watched Being John Malkovich for the 1st time in 20yrs, and what the fuck… It was a lot of things. Better than I remembered, for sure. I love Kaufman.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The only place consistently colder than this office is the Loyola branch of the USPS. I’m too cold to move. My fingers are slow.
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Throwback to my feral days. I’m 21 or 22 here, I think, and have no idea what cocktail of substances might be coursing through me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh shit. I think we matched on hinge. That’s that small town NO effect I like…
Shitty commute, got cut off, hadda use the horn. Get to work, and a really cute lady flirted with me in the elevator. Love it when it balances out.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Shitty commute, got cut off, hadda use the horn. Get to work, and a really cute lady flirted with me in the elevator. Love it when it balances out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well, I’ll tell ya one thing about this time change. I sure as hell can’t wait to get home each day, put on my jammies, and nest up gettin cozy on my couch. It’s at least plenty good for doing that.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think I’m about to start Cormac McCarthy’s last two books. I’ve been reluctant. Worried that they might not be as good as I hope. And also feeling a certain way knowing this is it. No more new Cormac after this.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Was seeing someone the past couple weeks who seemed too good to be true. And not only was I right, but they didn’t even have the guts to tell me. I was one day served colder & colder shoulder till it was obvious enough I just accepted it. I fuckin wrote poetry. I made a playlist.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM