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Evan
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A solitary lobo, perhaps gray at the muzzle, hung like a marionette from the moon.
We had the tgiving lunch at the office today, so I wore my sassy tweed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Throwback to my feral days. I’m 21 or 22 here, I think, and have no idea what cocktail of substances might be coursing through me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Another contender
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My ‘74 Land Cruiser would make a great technical
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My header image has been the same since 2020, and it feels just as relevant today, so I’m not changing it. But maaan, I just came close…
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Proof:
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bert tellin em to get fucked
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Replaced my bike chain, and had a little extra, and inadvertently made the most addictive fidgety keychain in the history of the world.
October 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I sometimes can’t believe this author won a Pulitzer. Look at this convoluted disaster of a single sentence:
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A dream over a quarter of a century in the making. Bike stand, shop stool, rags, tools, etc… If I can help it, my bikes’ll never see the inside of an actual bike shop ever again.
August 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m a lizard. I love the heat. I keep my window unit at 78°. I keep a thermometer in my living room, and it routinely goes up to 85°. I have never once gotten one of these emails where Entergy didn’t say I was hundreds of kWh less than “efficient” homes in my area, and I’m proud.
August 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Almost just impulse bought one of these:
August 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
SHE MINE.

I’d take a better pic, but I’m too amped to take it out for a spin. Dude threw in a brand new pair of cycling shoes to go with the clipless pedals, too!
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don’t know if I’ve ever said it, but a close call at an NOPD sobriety checkpoint is what led to me quitting drinking.
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A cool thing about working so high up, is seeing so much weather out there that’s identifiable on radar. Kinda neat.
July 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When I bring down outgoing mail from the firm to the mail drop, I get the urge to just slip it in the space between the elevator and the landing, right down the elevator shaft. Just make a pile down there somewhere.
July 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
7yrs ago today, the last time I was on a moving yacht
June 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Swampy staycation (if just outside Gonzales counts as “staycation”)
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The gf and I rented this place for the weekend. We’re headed out there as soon as she’s done with work today. And of course it’s the hottest weekend of the year, and bookended by cold front weekends! We’re celebrating her bday. Next time we’ll book in a cooler time of year…
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Didn’t come out perfectly, but I think I know how to make it better next time.
May 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Huge fan of dark, shitty, rainy days. I love the dark so much, and getting a little during the day always boosts my mood.
May 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Like three different people have sent me this, and I don’t know what exactly that says about me
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
April 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did my chore of loathing (grocery store), so I can have a treat (hand pie)
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I still find booze related jokes and memes really funny, but I’m afraid to send them to friends cause I don’t want them to think I’m close to falling off the wagon
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM