Play a Lalafell *and* on console and I assure your your crosssection of encountering either of those things will be so rare

As somebody who's been playing around a lot with Duskwight/Gelmorran spaces this year, AGREE this is fun

Save a traumatized boy from a … buffalo
Save a traumatized catgirl from human traffickers

Teach a stubborn healbot to love nature
Become an enforcer of Gridanian racism

I mean if you’re also looking for a pretty good Drybone Eorzean taco or cactus hooch, Ruckus is a safe bet

Girls love IBC root beer.

YOU RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

The Calamity jumbled a whole lot of East Than geography

You can catch Yugr’am salmon at the bottom of the Burning Wall, though…

Many a farmer knows it to be a reliable name.
And once-lovers look back on it wistfully.
And somewhere, it may be the name of a lost daughter, uttered never these days, left behind so long ago it’s buried under permafrost.

It’s ok I have a Haerz birthday message to replay like it’s Fall 22

Not only that, it makes other divine rule situations deliciously uncomfortable as the rest of the star watches/potentially influences, to see how the Ishgardian Republic Experiment shakes out