Rhodri Marsden
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Vapid Response Unit. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi Also, musical human. Producer, writer, arranger. Perform with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, Cardiacs, others. More info at rhodri.biz
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In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
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This would not fit on the back of a t-shirt, but he could conceivably have some wedding dress trains printed up for the merch table
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
A quite insane tour schedule
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Sure, I'm just saying that if kids have had no vaccines by the time they're four years old, the most serious damage has already been done and that wouldn't get picked up
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So sorry. Can't imagine how that must feel.
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Not compulsory. Historically they didn't need to be, because parents generally wanted to protect their kids from deadly diseases, but now they appear to more scared about some bullshit about state control that they've read on Facebook, the pea-brained fucks
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Given the resistance of these dumbfucks to something being Highly Advisory I imagine that would have the opposite effect.
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A text from my mum. The general population appear to be losing their minds
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5
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I don't know how I ended up here but I did
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Thanks to whoever got up a ladder during the night and removed the Supposedly Patriotic Flag that's been tied around the neck of this statue for the last three weeks. Seeing it made me irritable every time I walked past it, i.e. at least twice a day
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I can barely fit all my shit in a VW Polo
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Not an expert! I do use a Nord Electro but just as a controller keyboard and run everything through Mainstage (where I have a bunch of piano options)
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Hello random reply person, you’ve outdone yourself here
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It’s my birthday. Is it your birthday? If so, we have the same birthday. And if you’re 54, we were born on the same day! Do get in touch if so, we can have a brief exchange on here about it, it’ll be great.
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Not that I know of. Instant sell-out! I sense the band was surprised by the speed at which they shifted.
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Firft glass dicket to Doddingham, pleave
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In other news, I've also just read the words "adaptive nose cancellation"
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I stared at this picture on Loewe's website for about 10 seconds wondering if it was a play on words, or a joke I didn't get, but I think it might be a typo, although I'm also very happy to be corrected
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Crucially - and this is the critical detail in the equation - nobody is offering me £1k to make a rhubarb crumble