Riadect
@riadect.bsky.social
They/them
Lockpick, mystic, dungeon master and spouse
💛🤍💜🖤
Lockpick, mystic, dungeon master and spouse
💛🤍💜🖤
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
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Wife: “I don’t know what the, the… *gesticulates and smacks lips* road temperature is.”
Me: “Road temperature?”
Wife: “SPEED LIMIT that’s it”
Me: “Road temperature?”
Wife: “SPEED LIMIT that’s it”
May 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wife: “I don’t know what the, the… *gesticulates and smacks lips* road temperature is.”
Me: “Road temperature?”
Wife: “SPEED LIMIT that’s it”
Me: “Road temperature?”
Wife: “SPEED LIMIT that’s it”
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My painting SAGUARO
May 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My painting SAGUARO
(looking pensively at the sky) sometimes we forget to feed off of trash
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(looking pensively at the sky) sometimes we forget to feed off of trash
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
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Travel photo series #126. Columbia Glacier, Alberta, November 2022.
March 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Travel photo series #126. Columbia Glacier, Alberta, November 2022.
what if you were at the grocery store and then you started to look like a spicy meatball
February 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
what if you were at the grocery store and then you started to look like a spicy meatball
Played and won a 2.5 hour long game of commander tonight. Indeed up with 129 damage in creatures with trample and flying AFTER my board had already been wiped of creatures once. Crazy game. Had a blast
January 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Played and won a 2.5 hour long game of commander tonight. Indeed up with 129 damage in creatures with trample and flying AFTER my board had already been wiped of creatures once. Crazy game. Had a blast
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Travel photo series #62. Icefields Parkway, Alberta, November 2022.
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Travel photo series #62. Icefields Parkway, Alberta, November 2022.
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what do you mean when you say my time management is bad? at 8am i wake up. i have breakfast and brush my teeth. then from 9am to 8pm i descend into worms
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
what do you mean when you say my time management is bad? at 8am i wake up. i have breakfast and brush my teeth. then from 9am to 8pm i descend into worms
im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i gain corn
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 AM
im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i gain corn
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Travel photo series #25. Dream Lake, Colorado, August 2011.
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Travel photo series #25. Dream Lake, Colorado, August 2011.
(sighing sadly) i guess i will flirt with bones
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
(sighing sadly) i guess i will flirt with bones
if i were john green i would work on my new book about sin
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 AM
if i were john green i would work on my new book about sin
all proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to live in a cave with black sludge
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 AM
all proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to live in a cave with black sludge
is it ethical to romanticize the crystal gems
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 AM
is it ethical to romanticize the crystal gems
(flopping around on the mossy forest floor) i dont pretend to be peperony and chease
November 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
(flopping around on the mossy forest floor) i dont pretend to be peperony and chease
Sango taking a midday nap
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Sango taking a midday nap
Finally got my table set up
October 20, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Finally got my table set up
