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Webkinz duck turned human by a horrible witch's curse. please be gentle with me if you rip the packaging all of my little beans will fall out
attention sapphic couples who look a little too much like each other: just had a great couples costume idea i can't use so i am giving it to you for free
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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my hand was forced
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
listening to One Direction on vinyl and reading an Emily Henry book on my ereader...... is it possible to overdose on being a White Girl
July 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
people who have a head shape that headbands naturally stay on.... what's it like to live my dream
May 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
can't relate when people are talking about actors and say "I can't imagine anyone else playing this part!". You can't? I can. I can imagine megatron playing the part. Or mothra. Or literally any muppet. that's how imagining works dummy
April 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sharks, today I come to you with a product that will revolutionize the massage experience for big titty bitches
April 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
single parent? No sorry i'm something called a Single Daughter, which is when your mom dies first and you have to take over raising your father
March 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
seen a lot of cybertrucks lately and like.... that's a hatchback right? like that is not a truck
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
HUGE weekend for divas snatching gold (Grammys, WWE Royal Rumble)
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I feel like the costume budget for the earlier movies was higher than the effects budget.

“Why does it look like Enterprise is flying through a spiraling rainbow?”

“Whatever. Did you check out Disco McCoy? Hot, right?”
There is a high bar to clear here, given the incredibly chaotic/bananapants costumes of Star Trek TMP, which I rewatched last night. I give you Bearded Disco Medallion Bones (which may not even be the most The Most costume in that film??!!)
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Record year numbers wise for me. Also fully dunked into John Waters filmography after getting the chance to see the Pope of Trash exhibit in LA last year.
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
me, bad at math, certified coward, low pain tolerance w/a hatred of cardio and little to no respect for military powers: I Would Be Such A Good Starfleet Captain :-)
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"your teenaged self would be so proud of who you are now!" if My Teenaged Self knew it was Wicked's opening week and I was at the movies to see Conclave instead she would murder me and then kill herself to make sure she never became me
November 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
the shapes made of lost hair on my shower wall are NOT random or gross. I am trying to learn their language.
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
"you guys want a bump?" i ask, proffering three neat lines of nestea crystals
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
watching Normal People and it exactly replicates the feelings the book gave me, which is to say i feel sooooo bad rn (i will not stop watching)
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM
may see conclave tomorrow...... stand by
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Soulmate AU: When two people who are meant to be together meet, they immediately and involuntarily break into the full 18 second secret hand-shake from the hit Lindsay Lohan vehicle "The Parent Trap". Rated E. 46k words (incomplete).
November 19, 2024 at 5:55 AM
going to be recycling my old tweets here jsyk. some of them deserve a second chance
November 18, 2024 at 4:33 AM