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Richard Pulsford

@richardpulsford.bsky.social

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Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion 2022. Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up 2021. Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe 2019/21/22. ON UK TOUR 2025. Linktree: https://t.co/bleOfIgoiI

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 23h

When I was in hospital in the late 70's, I complained to the nurse about the state of the room and she said I had to ring my bell for a neater ward.

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 23h

Being drafted in as a last-minute replacement in the judo competition has thrown me

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 1d

An earthquake has hit the Oktoberfest, so tectonic plates have shifted all the teutonic plates

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 2d

Batty idea

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 2d

In the eighties, Paul Young found several homes around the world with the help of his hatless.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 2d

There must be a shortage of burning buildings as people keep running out of them.

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 2d

I wish he would just come back and stay

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 2d

If they were still making Last of the Summer Wine, Foggy would now be arrested for being part of an extreme mist organisation

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you, Andy! I'm looking forward to it!

Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 5d

- Have you ever had any naughty vacations?
- Yes, I get one every time I receive a new email

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 5d

This weekend is the start of this year's wonderful @favershamfringe.bsky.social. I will be performing two of my shows, both on 18th October, at The Guildhall.

One-liner show. Tickets: bit.ly/4fzQn6D

Autobiographical, Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum. Tickets: bit.ly/41vlJp4

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 6d

My Dad said he would leave me most of his fortune in his will. That means a lot to me.

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It Just So Happened - an alternative history show @itjustsohappened.bsky.social · 6d

There's a new series of IJSH episodes for 2025, and Episode 70 is now out!

This was recorded @LeicsComedyFest on 9th February, with Kevin Hudson @mungotalks.bsky.social and Ben Ennis, and @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host.

Link: bit.ly/3IRuXWz

Horse racing and Stilton featured in this one!

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 7d

God might save the King - The notional anthem.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 7d

My uncle got sent down for ten years, which helped with his pillow making business.

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 7d

I've just watched a film about Orion's belt. Three stars.

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 7d

I tried to buy a book of William McGonagall's poetry (I'm a fan)
But at the self-checkout, it would nae scan

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It Just So Happened - an alternative history show @itjustsohappened.bsky.social · 7d

The new series of IJSH episodes from shows in 2025 kicks off tomorrow with one from 9th February, recorded at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Kevin Hudson, Jo Mungovin & Ben Ennis, with @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host. Horse racing featured quite a bit in this one as well as Leicester topics!