Richie Brown
@richiebrown.co.uk
Web monkey / children’s writer. Likes 80s comics, 90s indie, rave, athletics and Sunderland FC. Here to get away from antisocial media. Currently writing a 5000 entry singles club. Used to run This is not a Song about pre-Britpop indie, 1989-1994.
Just can’t do those together at all. Like in Peep Show - brown’s savoury (with butter), white’s the pudding (with jam)
August 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just can’t do those together at all. Like in Peep Show - brown’s savoury (with butter), white’s the pudding (with jam)
Caught him in my garden once, had to tell him to get out
August 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Caught him in my garden once, had to tell him to get out
“Turn your key, sir!” RIP Michael Madsen
July 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Turn your key, sir!” RIP Michael Madsen
“I don’t think I’ve time to grow a beard!”
July 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
“I don’t think I’ve time to grow a beard!”
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
June 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger…
The gang :
The gang :
June 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger…
The gang :
The gang :
Slightly odd double bill tonight, but enjoyable.
June 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Slightly odd double bill tonight, but enjoyable.
Not to be a pedant, but the original release looked like this…
June 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not to be a pedant, but the original release looked like this…
17 heads and 14 handles later
June 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
17 heads and 14 handles later
I am sorry, but I am not listening to you. The prime minister has landed from his excursion to Germany.
June 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I am sorry, but I am not listening to you. The prime minister has landed from his excursion to Germany.
My mate started reading it in 1989, but this was the first issue I bought myself in May 1990.
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My mate started reading it in 1989, but this was the first issue I bought myself in May 1990.
If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
There was this one too, published in 1994 - although I think Eva thought any claims of plagiarism were funny.
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
There was this one too, published in 1994 - although I think Eva thought any claims of plagiarism were funny.
Watched the first episode of early French and Saunders (and Ullman, Wax, Atkinson-Wood and Lederer) vehicle earlier this evening and who should pop up but old Snapey Joni Mitchell CD bloke. He stole the show even back in 1985.
March 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Watched the first episode of early French and Saunders (and Ullman, Wax, Atkinson-Wood and Lederer) vehicle earlier this evening and who should pop up but old Snapey Joni Mitchell CD bloke. He stole the show even back in 1985.
Mr Scott has found the culprit
March 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Mr Scott has found the culprit
That time of year again at #granitenoir. My turn’s on Sunday but I’m here today to cheer on my wife Cat as she reads alongside Belinda Bauer and the incredible @jamesyorkston.bsky.social (not only my favourite solo singer but quickly becoming my favourite author too)
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That time of year again at #granitenoir. My turn’s on Sunday but I’m here today to cheer on my wife Cat as she reads alongside Belinda Bauer and the incredible @jamesyorkston.bsky.social (not only my favourite solo singer but quickly becoming my favourite author too)
Show me two people with insane beef
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Show me two people with insane beef
“Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR”
February 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR”
If you want to know the true meaning of Christmas, look no further than Linus’s speech in the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
December 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
If you want to know the true meaning of Christmas, look no further than Linus’s speech in the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.