RichKGojira -0.0
@richkgojira.bsky.social
British Born Austraiian… Twitter refugee. Twitch streamer (same username minus the “-0.0” ) and.. All round swell guy.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Dec 19th:
What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer
What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer
a cartoon character says " oh dear " while holding something in his hand
Alt: a cartoon character says " oh dear " while holding something in his hand
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December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dec 19th:
What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer
What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer
Dec 18th: Cracker time:
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
donald duck is standing on a wooden floor in a room
Alt: donald duck is standing on a wooden floor in a room
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December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dec 18th: Cracker time:
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
There is also the movie “Any Questions for Ben” which is basically the movie adaptation of The Late Show song sketch “We’ve Run out of Melbourne Cliches“ .. seriously watch that film and note all the references made in that song parody.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
There is also the movie “Any Questions for Ben” which is basically the movie adaptation of The Late Show song sketch “We’ve Run out of Melbourne Cliches“ .. seriously watch that film and note all the references made in that song parody.
If you’re gonna knock off something if you have to make it great so people don’t notice it’s a knock off. “Working Dog’ did this with ”Frontline” a great show but it was knock off of the UK show “Drop the Dead Donkey“ and the filming style was a knock off of the HBO show “The Larry Sanders Show”
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If you’re gonna knock off something if you have to make it great so people don’t notice it’s a knock off. “Working Dog’ did this with ”Frontline” a great show but it was knock off of the UK show “Drop the Dead Donkey“ and the filming style was a knock off of the HBO show “The Larry Sanders Show”
Dec 17th: Why is it Snow Man but not a Snow Woman?
A: Cause of the Snow Balls
A: Cause of the Snow Balls
a man with glasses and a beard is giving the middle finger .
Alt: a man with glasses and a beard is giving the middle finger .
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December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dec 17th: Why is it Snow Man but not a Snow Woman?
A: Cause of the Snow Balls
A: Cause of the Snow Balls
So here is Christmas Cracker joke of the day:
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can't beat it!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can't beat it!
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` inconceivable '' written above him .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` inconceivable '' written above him .
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December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So here is Christmas Cracker joke of the day:
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can't beat it!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum – you just can't beat it!
Dec 15th: things are shit, so here’s a shit joke:
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
a cartoon of a girl reading a book with the words " no life no hope no future " below her
Alt: a cartoon of a girl Darin reading a book with the words " no life no hope no future " below her
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December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dec 15th: things are shit, so here’s a shit joke:
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Dec 14th
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
A: He pulled a cracker!
Please note it’s British slang.. :P
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
A: He pulled a cracker!
Please note it’s British slang.. :P
a group of bob 's burgers characters are sitting on a bench .
Alt: a group of bob 's burgers characters are sitting on a bench .
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December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dec 14th
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
A: He pulled a cracker!
Please note it’s British slang.. :P
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
A: He pulled a cracker!
Please note it’s British slang.. :P
Dec 12th: You know what time it is?. ok have your breakfast then and then get a load of this cracker:
What carol is heard in the desert?
A: O camel ye faithful!
What carol is heard in the desert?
A: O camel ye faithful!
a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building
Alt: Martin Short says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building
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December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dec 12th: You know what time it is?. ok have your breakfast then and then get a load of this cracker:
What carol is heard in the desert?
A: O camel ye faithful!
What carol is heard in the desert?
A: O camel ye faithful!
I say almost cause he co-wrote on the Will Smith movie “Hancock” .. but I will chalk that up Hollywood studio interference. Cause there was a great premise there, but then it got fucked up.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I say almost cause he co-wrote on the Will Smith movie “Hancock” .. but I will chalk that up Hollywood studio interference. Cause there was a great premise there, but then it got fucked up.
Dec 12th Christmas Cracker Joke of the day. Relax we are halfway through it ;):
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy.
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a woman in a blue shirt with the word enough written on it
Alt: Getting harder to find an appropriate gif for each post. Was expecting to see one from Wentworth … Woman yelling with the text ENOUGH
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December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dec 12th Christmas Cracker Joke of the day. Relax we are halfway through it ;):
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy.
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