To our incredible community of readers and fans: thank you for being part of our galaxy this year.
To our incredible community of readers and fans: thank you for being part of our galaxy this year.
Credit: Michael Kalika
Credit: Michael Kalika
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)
Here you go, little fella."
"No, no, not for him."
"Oh... I see."
Here you go, little fella."
"No, no, not for him."
"Oh... I see."
10:03am ET — Dec 21, 2025
On this day, Earth's North Pole tips away from the Sun, while the South Pole tips towards it, bringing the first day of Winter to the Northern Hemisphere with increasing daylight, and the first day of Summer to the Southern Hemisphere with decreasing daylight
10:03am ET — Dec 21, 2025
On this day, Earth's North Pole tips away from the Sun, while the South Pole tips towards it, bringing the first day of Winter to the Northern Hemisphere with increasing daylight, and the first day of Summer to the Southern Hemisphere with decreasing daylight
December Solstice has the least daylight, so for every day of Winter & Spring, daylight increases, up to the Summer Solstice.
June Solstice has the most daylight, so for every day of Summer & Autumn, daylight decreases, up to the Winter Solstice.
December Solstice has the least daylight, so for every day of Winter & Spring, daylight increases, up to the Summer Solstice.
June Solstice has the most daylight, so for every day of Summer & Autumn, daylight decreases, up to the Winter Solstice.
Get moving or I'll tear you up
like a Kleenex at a snot party."
"Sir, right away, sir!"
Get moving or I'll tear you up
like a Kleenex at a snot party."
"Sir, right away, sir!"
I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Ow! I'm in hell!"
I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Ow! I'm in hell!"
♪ And you need a helping hand ♪
♪ And nothing ♪
♪ Oh, nothing is going right ♪
♪ And you need a helping hand ♪
♪ And nothing ♪
♪ Oh, nothing is going right ♪
It's that boy who laughs at everyone.
Let's laugh at him."
It's that boy who laughs at everyone.
Let's laugh at him."
"I have misplaced my pants."
"I have misplaced my pants."
Just tell them big baby sent you."
Just tell them big baby sent you."
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
♪ Springfield cops are on the take ♪
♪ But what do you expect for the money we make? ♪
♪ Whether in a car or on a horse ♪
♪ We don't mind using excessive force ♪
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
♪ Springfield cops are on the take ♪
♪ But what do you expect for the money we make? ♪
♪ Whether in a car or on a horse ♪
♪ We don't mind using excessive force ♪
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
♪ Bad cops, bad cops ♪
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
"Sure thing, boss."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."