kelsey bee
@richuncleskeleton.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏴☠️Pirates spare no one🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cats
she/her - okc
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cats
she/her - okc
Reposted by kelsey bee
If cat, why candy shaped
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If cat, why candy shaped
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
Reposted by kelsey bee
Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
Shakin that bacon
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shakin that bacon
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Do you all remember the Hazbin Hotel Commercial Bumpers? #niffty #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
Rip it and ribbit
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rip it and ribbit
One brain cell working for the weekend
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One brain cell working for the weekend
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
Tender as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tender as hell
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern