The empty space bar…. I hate it

Spotted on the tube - just made one smaller amendment to it
#football #mancity

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When the camera makes it look like you are balding

Send a prayer for my husband who is staying in hotel and the room next door is filled young Australian women loudly partying. He's going to be hearing "ohr naaurr!!" and "litts doehr shaughts!!" all night long

Turkeys everywhere