RictusGrin
@rictusgrin.bsky.social
irrelevant troglodyte
raised in captivity
raised in captivity
Without saying your age who was your first animated crush
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Without saying your age who was your first animated crush
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.
I have given myself the most amazingly atrocious haircut in my long and illustrious career of giving myself amazingly atrocious haircuts. I look like Worzel Gummidge (minus the bangs). It is hilarious.
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I have given myself the most amazingly atrocious haircut in my long and illustrious career of giving myself amazingly atrocious haircuts. I look like Worzel Gummidge (minus the bangs). It is hilarious.
Coolest thing was definitely seeing a couple of Fabuland pieces in amongst the Lego. I still have mine from when I was a kid. I would carry Lucy Lamb everywhere with me and sneak her into my school bag. I really don’t have time for anymore hobbies but the nostalgia is strong.
October 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Coolest thing was definitely seeing a couple of Fabuland pieces in amongst the Lego. I still have mine from when I was a kid. I would carry Lucy Lamb everywhere with me and sneak her into my school bag. I really don’t have time for anymore hobbies but the nostalgia is strong.
Irises are finally out!
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Irises are finally out!
This was entirely his own choice.
October 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This was entirely his own choice.
Violently avoiding eye contact with the neighbour as she walks past with her dog. I never knew my neck could bend at such angles.
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Violently avoiding eye contact with the neighbour as she walks past with her dog. I never knew my neck could bend at such angles.
Went out for coffee and found a Knight fight instead.
September 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Went out for coffee and found a Knight fight instead.
“Please Sister… remember your vows.”
September 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“Please Sister… remember your vows.”
Positively and absolutely not looking at the boobs and also definitely not ignoring the weight of the surrounding horrors. Totally.
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Positively and absolutely not looking at the boobs and also definitely not ignoring the weight of the surrounding horrors. Totally.
Unfortunately, this is more the vibe I got going at the moment. Just minus the scarf. Still super sexy and stylish and definitely not crazy cat lady.
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Unfortunately, this is more the vibe I got going at the moment. Just minus the scarf. Still super sexy and stylish and definitely not crazy cat lady.
I haven’t met your fork personally, but this bit is definitely the worst bit -
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I haven’t met your fork personally, but this bit is definitely the worst bit -
This now spans decades and also implicates my Grandfather as he would have been the one who drew this.
Would Mum have even married Dad if she knew?
Would Mum have even married Dad if she knew?
August 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This now spans decades and also implicates my Grandfather as he would have been the one who drew this.
Would Mum have even married Dad if she knew?
Would Mum have even married Dad if she knew?
Going through one of my Grandmothers old notebooks recently and I think she may have been a Liberal. I never expected such dark secrets would be buried in our family history. How do I even raise this with Dad?
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Going through one of my Grandmothers old notebooks recently and I think she may have been a Liberal. I never expected such dark secrets would be buried in our family history. How do I even raise this with Dad?
Cutest boy bought me a flower. (It’s a fake flower but still counts.) He was very proud of his find, so I put it in my hair and gave him a piece of cheese.
But just look at that face! There is no longer room in my heart to love anything more. (Except the other two dogs, who are also perfect).
But just look at that face! There is no longer room in my heart to love anything more. (Except the other two dogs, who are also perfect).
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Cutest boy bought me a flower. (It’s a fake flower but still counts.) He was very proud of his find, so I put it in my hair and gave him a piece of cheese.
But just look at that face! There is no longer room in my heart to love anything more. (Except the other two dogs, who are also perfect).
But just look at that face! There is no longer room in my heart to love anything more. (Except the other two dogs, who are also perfect).
I love my fat, infected son but he does not love his ear medication.
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I love my fat, infected son but he does not love his ear medication.
New lounge is 100% Alfred approved as evidenced by the full blep extension form.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
New lounge is 100% Alfred approved as evidenced by the full blep extension form.
If disappointment had a size.
If you absolutely must have a bow it should at least attempt to eclipse the sun. This bow is on it’s third marriage and works in real estate.
If you absolutely must have a bow it should at least attempt to eclipse the sun. This bow is on it’s third marriage and works in real estate.
July 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If disappointment had a size.
If you absolutely must have a bow it should at least attempt to eclipse the sun. This bow is on it’s third marriage and works in real estate.
If you absolutely must have a bow it should at least attempt to eclipse the sun. This bow is on it’s third marriage and works in real estate.
Me and the boys avoiding our obligations.
June 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me and the boys avoiding our obligations.
She’s a beaut!
Her name is Boudicca and together we will form our own destruction horizon (of intricate/curved cuts).
Her name is Boudicca and together we will form our own destruction horizon (of intricate/curved cuts).
June 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
She’s a beaut!
Her name is Boudicca and together we will form our own destruction horizon (of intricate/curved cuts).
Her name is Boudicca and together we will form our own destruction horizon (of intricate/curved cuts).
Hmmm… just as I suspected. Dull, tiresome and living life to the fullest INSIDE the box.
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Hmmm… just as I suspected. Dull, tiresome and living life to the fullest INSIDE the box.
Morning sun time! Magpies absent, but plenty of finches to be offended by.
April 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Morning sun time! Magpies absent, but plenty of finches to be offended by.
Oblivion marathon stoppage for regularly scheduled mandatory afternoon sun time.
Featuring activities such as-
1. Staring over the fence
2. Pruning the Wisteria
3. No, don’t eat the dead wasp
4. OMG A BIRD!
Featuring activities such as-
1. Staring over the fence
2. Pruning the Wisteria
3. No, don’t eat the dead wasp
4. OMG A BIRD!
April 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Oblivion marathon stoppage for regularly scheduled mandatory afternoon sun time.
Featuring activities such as-
1. Staring over the fence
2. Pruning the Wisteria
3. No, don’t eat the dead wasp
4. OMG A BIRD!
Featuring activities such as-
1. Staring over the fence
2. Pruning the Wisteria
3. No, don’t eat the dead wasp
4. OMG A BIRD!
