RictusGrin
@rictusgrin.bsky.social
irrelevant troglodyte
raised in captivity
raised in captivity
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Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
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I was not meant to work, I was meant to run through an aged, decaying mansion lit only by the intermittent flash of lightning outside impossibly tall windows and the candelabrum in my hand, my gossamer nightgown fluttering around me like moths to the flame.
August 31, 2023 at 12:31 PM
I was not meant to work, I was meant to run through an aged, decaying mansion lit only by the intermittent flash of lightning outside impossibly tall windows and the candelabrum in my hand, my gossamer nightgown fluttering around me like moths to the flame.
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heroes in an asshole
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
heroes in an asshole
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Just a woman sighing her way through life.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just a woman sighing her way through life.
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I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
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Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Me: Alexa, fix me.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
May 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me: Alexa, fix me.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
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I just want to live life deliciously
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I just want to live life deliciously
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Not all heroes wear capes, some have fur and purr a lot
April 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not all heroes wear capes, some have fur and purr a lot
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*coarse language* it's mid November
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
*coarse language* it's mid November
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My flirting strategy is to avoid you so you don't hate me ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My flirting strategy is to avoid you so you don't hate me ❤️
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Grief is a sneaky, snarling, feral beast.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Grief is a sneaky, snarling, feral beast.
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So of course you were right not to tell the mysteriousness that it was misbuttoned, I tend to miss the point of mysteriousness
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So of course you were right not to tell the mysteriousness that it was misbuttoned, I tend to miss the point of mysteriousness
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Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
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Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
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November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
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November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Live your life to the fullest.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Live your life to the fullest.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
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The Last Judgment - Central
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Last Judgment - Central