wade of mutilation
@waderockett.bsky.social
Seattle-area writer, TTRPG designer, horror movie watcher, Megalopolis fan, religion nerd, Toastie, Trekkie, and Friend of DeSoto.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
Pinned
Once I dreamt I was a Chaos Muppet. Soon I awaked, and I was myself again. Now I do not know whether I was an Order Muppet dreaming I was a Chaos Muppet, or whether I am now a Chaos Muppet, dreaming I am an Order Muppet.
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please stop dming me pictures of the pillsbury dough boy's erect penis
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
please stop dming me pictures of the pillsbury dough boy's erect penis
I have two scenarios in Page Turners! Loose Screws embroils you in 1930s screwball comedy hijinks, and True Rock Stories: Lizzie Liar casts you as the subject of a tell-all rock ‘n’ roll biography that kicks off in the wild, adrenaline-fueled LA punk scene in the 70s.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have two scenarios in Page Turners! Loose Screws embroils you in 1930s screwball comedy hijinks, and True Rock Stories: Lizzie Liar casts you as the subject of a tell-all rock ‘n’ roll biography that kicks off in the wild, adrenaline-fueled LA punk scene in the 70s.
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As the Pelgranes prepare to descend on London for Dragonmeet, it’s time for another update on the state of the production line:
View from the Pelgrane’s Nest – November 2025
When egg nog appears on store shelves and the strains of Wham’s Last Christmas play on their public address systems, that means two things in the Pelgrane nes
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November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
As the Pelgranes prepare to descend on London for Dragonmeet, it’s time for another update on the state of the production line:
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Remember that NOW is the time to order your holiday gifts! If you'd like something custom made or customized drop me a line!
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November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Remember that NOW is the time to order your holiday gifts! If you'd like something custom made or customized drop me a line!
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standplaatskrakow.etsy.com
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
THE WEED OF CRIME BEARS BITTER FRUIT.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
THE WEED OF CRIME BEARS BITTER FRUIT.
You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.
Jesus Christ, have none of these people read science fiction? If you have compelling evidence that ChatGPT is a *person*, the ethical thing to do is to call for banning its use immediately and making sure that you aren’t enslaving a conscious being.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jesus Christ, have none of these people read science fiction? If you have compelling evidence that ChatGPT is a *person*, the ethical thing to do is to call for banning its use immediately and making sure that you aren’t enslaving a conscious being.
To me, fan ownership means that our imaginations aren’t constrained by “canon”. Rise of Skywalker presented its creative take on who Rei’s parents were, but it’s not the One True Reality because Star Wars is made up. I can make stuff up too! I can retcon it in my head if I want.
More Ron Moore AOL fan interactions from the 90s.
The first one deals with fan entitlement - the delusion that every true fan believes as they do and that they have ownership over the show because they care so much.
The first one deals with fan entitlement - the delusion that every true fan believes as they do and that they have ownership over the show because they care so much.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
To me, fan ownership means that our imaginations aren’t constrained by “canon”. Rise of Skywalker presented its creative take on who Rei’s parents were, but it’s not the One True Reality because Star Wars is made up. I can make stuff up too! I can retcon it in my head if I want.
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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You can forward your #PaxUnplugged2025 #Booth3071 Square receipt to [email protected] and we'll send you download links for the games you bought that come with PDFs. We've cleared most of the queue so now is a fine time.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You can forward your #PaxUnplugged2025 #Booth3071 Square receipt to [email protected] and we'll send you download links for the games you bought that come with PDFs. We've cleared most of the queue so now is a fine time.
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
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Two days left on Bundle of Holding's great deal on the complete Ken Writes About Stuff!
#2 Moon Dust Men
UFO-hunting as the government's men in black, squaring off against Greys, Nommos, Nordics, Reptoids, cryptids, and the Soviet's Setka-AN and Setka-MO.
#2 Moon Dust Men
UFO-hunting as the government's men in black, squaring off against Greys, Nommos, Nordics, Reptoids, cryptids, and the Soviet's Setka-AN and Setka-MO.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Two days left on Bundle of Holding's great deal on the complete Ken Writes About Stuff!
#2 Moon Dust Men
UFO-hunting as the government's men in black, squaring off against Greys, Nommos, Nordics, Reptoids, cryptids, and the Soviet's Setka-AN and Setka-MO.
#2 Moon Dust Men
UFO-hunting as the government's men in black, squaring off against Greys, Nommos, Nordics, Reptoids, cryptids, and the Soviet's Setka-AN and Setka-MO.
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Thanks to a print buying wonderworking from @catthm.bsky.social, the @pelgranepress.bsky.social booth at Dragonmeet this weekend will have a surprise advance edition of a game very near to my heart. Be sure to leave extra room in your backpack.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thanks to a print buying wonderworking from @catthm.bsky.social, the @pelgranepress.bsky.social booth at Dragonmeet this weekend will have a surprise advance edition of a game very near to my heart. Be sure to leave extra room in your backpack.
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships
January 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
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1900s America even
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
1900s America even
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I still remember Chicken Little decades after reading the Space Merchants! Definitely agree fewer books embrace surreal idea like that these days.
I'm reading this book for my long-running book club focusing on sci-fi and fantasy. We read both old books and new and after years of doing it, we're on the verge of quitting new books. Old books are often not as well-written (this one is, though), but new books disappoint us by being boring af.
May 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I still remember Chicken Little decades after reading the Space Merchants! Definitely agree fewer books embrace surreal idea like that these days.
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Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
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U have died of dysentery
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
U have died of dysentery
God, these two. Annie Lennox and David Bowie performing “Under Pressure” with Queen at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert, 1992. https://youtu.be/fCP2-Bfhy04?si=ZUoX--iTiOfq9Ci7
Queen & Annie Lennox & David Bowie - Under Pressure - HD
YouTube video by derci luiza Gobbi
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November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
God, these two. Annie Lennox and David Bowie performing “Under Pressure” with Queen at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert, 1992. https://youtu.be/fCP2-Bfhy04?si=ZUoX--iTiOfq9Ci7
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13th Age 1e was already in my top 3 all-time favorite TTRPGs, solidly in the D&D family tree and supporting the kind of play experience I always wanted from that game. I expected 2e to improve on 1e, but I did NOT expect it to blow me away by how much better it is. I’m so excited to play it.
Starting a reaction thread on 13th Age 2E.
First, this is gorgeous edition, and it seems like a great upgrade and refinement of what already a really fun, smooth running game. /1
First, this is gorgeous edition, and it seems like a great upgrade and refinement of what already a really fun, smooth running game. /1
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
13th Age 1e was already in my top 3 all-time favorite TTRPGs, solidly in the D&D family tree and supporting the kind of play experience I always wanted from that game. I expected 2e to improve on 1e, but I did NOT expect it to blow me away by how much better it is. I’m so excited to play it.