Lewis Erber
@riderofbikes.bsky.social
Shitty cars, worse motorcycles, sketchy bikes. Firmly held bad opinions
You tellin me a stone is piloting this Temple?
August 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You tellin me a stone is piloting this Temple?
Toenails are like hair. They should be trimmed every 6 months.
August 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Toenails are like hair. They should be trimmed every 6 months.
It's probably hecka hard for a centaur to jack off
July 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's probably hecka hard for a centaur to jack off
"Jedi Rocks" was a jizz song performed by Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers and later the Max Rebo Band
June 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Jedi Rocks" was a jizz song performed by Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers and later the Max Rebo Band
What's a good cult for beginners? I'm just getting into joining a cult and I don't know where to start
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What's a good cult for beginners? I'm just getting into joining a cult and I don't know where to start
Just remembered Toby Keith is dead. Second hand good news.
June 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just remembered Toby Keith is dead. Second hand good news.
Gonna get the tip of my dick tattooed like r2d2s head. Beep boop beep
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gonna get the tip of my dick tattooed like r2d2s head. Beep boop beep
I am going to start a really slick coffin company. We are like a tech company where every year the coffin gets thinner.
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I am going to start a really slick coffin company. We are like a tech company where every year the coffin gets thinner.
The Charmin bears live in a strange world in which they use toilet paper but don't wear clothes
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Charmin bears live in a strange world in which they use toilet paper but don't wear clothes
One of the things about being alive is that, holy cow, is it always like this?
May 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
One of the things about being alive is that, holy cow, is it always like this?
I found out one of my work friends of a little over 5 years does not know my name.
I couldn't be more thrilled about this. Legitimately. It's so strange being on the other side of this situation.
I couldn't be more thrilled about this. Legitimately. It's so strange being on the other side of this situation.
April 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I found out one of my work friends of a little over 5 years does not know my name.
I couldn't be more thrilled about this. Legitimately. It's so strange being on the other side of this situation.
I couldn't be more thrilled about this. Legitimately. It's so strange being on the other side of this situation.
I'm the guy in charge of making all AI photos look wet.
I'm not satisfied until every stupid image looks weirdly damp.
I'm not satisfied until every stupid image looks weirdly damp.
March 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm the guy in charge of making all AI photos look wet.
I'm not satisfied until every stupid image looks weirdly damp.
I'm not satisfied until every stupid image looks weirdly damp.
How is this not entrapment?
You can't just put candles next to the toilet. You can't.
You can't just put candles next to the toilet. You can't.
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How is this not entrapment?
You can't just put candles next to the toilet. You can't.
You can't just put candles next to the toilet. You can't.
I'm picking up some steel and this is on the bottom of the paperwork.
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm picking up some steel and this is on the bottom of the paperwork.
Just googled "how much is a gold tooth implant" maybe it's better if I'm poor
February 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just googled "how much is a gold tooth implant" maybe it's better if I'm poor
Boy I'll tell ya, that was a real astute observation. As far as observations go, that one can really toot ass.
February 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Boy I'll tell ya, that was a real astute observation. As far as observations go, that one can really toot ass.
I like when bridges have a year on them. Year of completion, probably? That's cool. Good to know.
February 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I like when bridges have a year on them. Year of completion, probably? That's cool. Good to know.
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Found the worst variant of those anti-Elon Tesla bumper stickers. I don’t give a fuck about your resale value bitch!!! Your shitty Model Y would be worth nothing soon anyway
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Found the worst variant of those anti-Elon Tesla bumper stickers. I don’t give a fuck about your resale value bitch!!! Your shitty Model Y would be worth nothing soon anyway
Just googled "Why do they call it a trench coat?"
And duh, it's from WW1. But then you start thinking about like, mob violence and the reputation of the trench coat, even up to this day, say school shooters and such. Jesus.
Most of our culture is built on PTSD, huh?
And duh, it's from WW1. But then you start thinking about like, mob violence and the reputation of the trench coat, even up to this day, say school shooters and such. Jesus.
Most of our culture is built on PTSD, huh?
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just googled "Why do they call it a trench coat?"
And duh, it's from WW1. But then you start thinking about like, mob violence and the reputation of the trench coat, even up to this day, say school shooters and such. Jesus.
Most of our culture is built on PTSD, huh?
And duh, it's from WW1. But then you start thinking about like, mob violence and the reputation of the trench coat, even up to this day, say school shooters and such. Jesus.
Most of our culture is built on PTSD, huh?
Let my prozac run out, right before I left town for a week.
I love how my depression manifests itself as anger and generally being a dick
I love how my depression manifests itself as anger and generally being a dick
February 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let my prozac run out, right before I left town for a week.
I love how my depression manifests itself as anger and generally being a dick
I love how my depression manifests itself as anger and generally being a dick
I have seen way more skeletons, and climbed way more ladders in video games than I have in real life.
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have seen way more skeletons, and climbed way more ladders in video games than I have in real life.
If you need me I'll be in the bathroom cuck chair
February 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If you need me I'll be in the bathroom cuck chair
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Seeing a blatant fascist dismantling and takeover of the government and using it as an opportunity to mostly complain about the left or throw trans people under the bus means you're helping them. No other way to slice it.
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Seeing a blatant fascist dismantling and takeover of the government and using it as an opportunity to mostly complain about the left or throw trans people under the bus means you're helping them. No other way to slice it.