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Simon Ridesatmidnight
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London based aspiring old slut. Lazy but calling it ‘bulking’… Have morphed into a Christmas fairy for the season. You’re welcome
Movie 104: Sincerely Truly Christmas

She accidentally has a wish granted to her by a weird tree ornament and she ends up with an estate agent after hearing a load of bizarre things people want for Christmas. It’s a comedy.

⛄️/5
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Movie 103: Mistletoe Match

She’s an investigative journalist writing a takedown of a matchmaking service. He’s got a massive jaw. They match by the power of Christmas jumpers and his good looks get her Fanny flapping too much to write a takedown and she forgets it’s not supposed to be real

⛄️⛄️/5
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Movie 102: A Royal Christmas Match

She’s a princess from somewhere obscure, he’s a college professor and she gate-crashes his class and he saves the university in her country. The college is the size of a travel lodge.

⛄️/5 terrible
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Movie 101: Planes, Trains & Christmas Trees

She’s an event planner and he low-key kidnaps her when their flight is snowed in. Luckily she’s able to event plan for the small town they end up in and when she’s able to leave the town Stockholm syndrome and his smile turn her back.

⛄️⛄️/5
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Movie 100: Champagne Problems

Dead mother, so many problems.

She’s not French and has a one night stand with him who turns out to be the son of the person she’s come to buy a champagne vineyard from. Everyone else is French, apart from a hilarious German. Her mechanic skills save her.

⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️/5
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Movie 99: Desperately Seeking Santa

She’s the boss of a local mall or something. He’s a hot Santa that she chooses to be her mall Santa to bring old ladies into the mall for some titillation. Randomly it veers into some sort of social commentary about corporate greed.

⛄️⛄️/5 not enough hotness
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Movie 98: A Scottish Christmas Secret

I think we might have found Christmas movie gold. It’s absolutely nuts. They’ve used such soft focus Candice disassociates from the rest of all of her shots.

Patsy Kensit gives the performance of her career and it’s just baffling.

Either ⛄️/5 or ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️/5
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Movie 97: Joy to the World.

Oh this one was odd. She’s an orphan who made craft and cooking books with a made up life. A TV show decides to live broadcast Xmas Eve dinner from hers without knowing her life is completely made up and with 3 days notice she has to find children etc.

⛄️⛄️/5 demented!
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Movie 96: Cloudy with a chance of Christmas.

She’s the weather girl the public adores, he’s on the morning show and he’s also from a town that takes Christmas very seriously, so obviously they all go to his home town and stay with his parents for a week before Christmas. All of them.

⛄️⛄️⛄️/5
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Movie 95: Christmas with a crown

Dead mother.

She’s a big city girl back for the first Christmas since her mum died to get out of organising a Christmas festivals. They organize one more to try to rise money for the library. He’s a prince with a gay valet because of course he fucking is 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

⛄️⛄️/5
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Movie 94: Country Roads Christmas

A man who was once on my Abercrombie bag is playing a record exec, she’s the daughter of a country legend who’s doing a tour singing Christmas carols for literally no reason. Her mum steels her job and she gets with him.

⛄️/5 genuinely terrible
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Movie 93: Christmas on the range.

Dead wife.

She’s a radio news anchor that gets fired and drives across country to New York and nearly rubs over his horse. He’s fishing for sponsorship from just for men to pay for acting lessons.

Something about therapy horses…?

⛄️/5 wooden
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Movie 92: Christmas on the Slopes

In a flashback she gets dumped by the man financing her restaurant. He’s a Swiss chef yet never cooks sausage.

She accidentally gets hired as his sous chef while on holiday.

Inexplicably he proposes on a hot air balloon ride.

⛄️⛄️/5
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Movie 91: Dashing Home For Christmas

She’s a management consultant and he has a soul. They’re on the same flight that has to divert. Like planes trains automobiles with sexual chemistry.

The poster doesn’t show that he wears massive fake glasses, and she’s stolen his scarf.

⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 called Simon
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Movie 90: Oh. What. Fun

She’s a mum on the edge at Christmas, and her terrible family push over it.

⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 Michelle Pfeiffer for the win
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Movie 89: A/The Christmas Cabin

A movie so bad we had to stop watching it. They co own a cabin but she didn’t know. She’s got so many nutcrackers to show that she’s a ball buster. He’s from San Francisco but is both hot and straight.

⛄️/5 so bad we thought the start was dubbed
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Movie 88: The Christmas Mixer

They’re at the forefront of small town local news and he blatantly fancies her. They get laid off because corporate America.

To keep busy they live stream her cooking all the Xmas recipes from the family stash.

⛄️⛄️/5 random 70s flashbacks with a hot dad
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Movie 87: Jingle Bell Heist

A little girl calls an angry man a tosser in the first few minutes and that’s all you need to know. It’s a heist movie.

She’s American so they can continue the movie tradition of talking about medical debt. He was in sex education, they revenge rob a shop.

⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️/5
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Movie 86: My Secret Santa

She gets laid off from a store-bought Christmas Cookie factory so dons a fat suit and false face to work as a hotel Santa.

He’s the son of the hotel owner and recognizes her from her days as a punk rocker but not as his hotel Santa.

⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 guy from new Amsterdam
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Movie 85: Christmas at Plumhill Manor.

She’s an American (🤮) and he’s the son of the old gardener of the house that she inherits. He’s a kind of budget Chris Evans type but it gets her knickers wagging. I would have pushed the Scottish housekeeper into the moat.

⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 much of the plot was spare
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Movie 84: A Timeless Christmas

It’s 1905, he buys some cursed Christmas clock and gets transported to the modern era. I think he spent most of the film slagging off his 1905 rival but I fell asleep.

⛄️/5 literally no idea what happened
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Movie 83: Christmas at the Plaza

She talks like every word is a surprise. The word that surprised us was Finial D’arbre. She’s using her four degrees to study tree-toppers.

He’s the hotel handyman, he puts her lights up after her blatantly gay boyfriend leaves her.

⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 not terrible
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Movie 82: On the 12th date of Christmas.

She’s a small town girl moved to the city, he’s in her office. She realises she can get ahead on the strength of her work rather than bribing her boss with cookies.

She has to do group work with him, and you know the rest.

⛄️⛄️/5 as if he was single
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Movie 81: Destination Christmas

This was re-titled ‘Single and ready to jingle’

She’s a toy maker, her PA books her a flight to Alaska and not the Caribbean. He’s the first single man she meets at the airport and she stays at his lesbian sister’s Christmas themed guest house.

⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️/5 loved it
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Movie 80: Unforgettable Christmas.

He’s a fashion designer, she’s a princess with a flair for fashion. She gets a knock on the head and forgets everything except fashion and wheedles her way into the atelier as Adele the admin. The real Adele never shows, I assume she’s dead.

⛄️/5 forgettable
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM