Watch the UK one instead. They’re not famous people and this season is insane

Always space for icecream

My absolute favourite line was the German saying that he loved Christmas because it was the only time he could eat sweets from a shoe without being judged.

What was very unrealistic was the Parisian hotel receptionist smiling and being helpful. This is not the Parisian way.

I guess that depends on the setting. Florist window display: 1. Undertaker’s window display: 3

Yep, every single time. In contractor days we’d just quaff benelin at our desks

…off…?

He does. He sees you when your beating

No 😘

Then there’s something about the other morning show host hiring a snow machine because America expects to see snow as if they’re watching… and then they go to a nutcracker museum for some bizarre reason.

He’s been in love with her for ages and never said anything. The mother is 2/3 points I gave

His mum is like a knock-off Dolly Parton except she’s dressed like a Bavarian and works in a year-round Christmas shop which amazes everyone from out of town. She randomly sings and gives down-home advice.

He has a brother who’s attractive but not allowed to speak much…

And that’s why the window cleaner stopped coming