Sam
@ridesmen.bsky.social
Skeeting into the void. Aspiring tradewife.
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When songs from 8 Instagram posts ago follow you around the app like some sort of foreboding leitmotif <<<
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
When songs from 8 Instagram posts ago follow you around the app like some sort of foreboding leitmotif <<<
Wiping your butt is like flossing your teeth: if there’s blood, you’re not doing it enough
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Wiping your butt is like flossing your teeth: if there’s blood, you’re not doing it enough
We are Nicolás Maduro
We carry la flama
We carry la flama
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
We are Nicolás Maduro
We carry la flama
We carry la flama
My cat whenever I open a door that leads somewhere he’s not supposed to go
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My cat whenever I open a door that leads somewhere he’s not supposed to go
The Fate of Ephebophilia…
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Fate of Ephebophilia…
Minnesota’s kind of like Somalia’s Kaliningrad
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Minnesota’s kind of like Somalia’s Kaliningrad
Rhodesia would make a lovely name for a girl.
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Rhodesia would make a lovely name for a girl.
Can we PLEASE primary Lesbian Gavin Newsom
Rent control: Gov. Maura Healey came out against statewide rent control yesterday, saying such a measure would effectively kill home construction in Massachusetts. An initiative to establish statewide controls has enough signatures to get on the 2026 ballot.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/23/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/23/m...
Rent control would ‘effectively halt’ housing production in Massachusetts, Healey says - The Boston Globe
Governor Maura Healey on Tuesday said that rent control is "not going to be the solution" to the state’s housing crisis.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can we PLEASE primary Lesbian Gavin Newsom
JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
My therapist as of late
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My therapist as of late
Lily Allen on West End Girl
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lily Allen on West End Girl
People with heterochromia when asked their eye color:
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
People with heterochromia when asked their eye color:
Friend said he was glad he was circumcised as an infant because he wouldn’t have kept his penis sufficiently clean otherwise
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Friend said he was glad he was circumcised as an infant because he wouldn’t have kept his penis sufficiently clean otherwise
Cat owners when someone says they prefer dogs: 😐🙄
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Cat owners when someone says they prefer dogs: 😐🙄
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
The 21st chromosome getting all the flak for all autosomal trisomies
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The 21st chromosome getting all the flak for all autosomal trisomies
Felt a slight breeze touch the crown of my head and this image IMMEDIATELY sprang to mind
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Felt a slight breeze touch the crown of my head and this image IMMEDIATELY sprang to mind
First base: Sex
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
First base: Sex
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Yeah I’ve got ED. ED Falco’s filmography on DVD and Blu Ray.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah I’ve got ED. ED Falco’s filmography on DVD and Blu Ray.
The Battle of Iwo GMail
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Battle of Iwo GMail
Taking a mental health life
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Taking a mental health life
Just realized what “Soros” says when spelled backwards. Omg the puppetmasters really do hide the signs in plain sight and expect we won’t notice……….
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just realized what “Soros” says when spelled backwards. Omg the puppetmasters really do hide the signs in plain sight and expect we won’t notice……….