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Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
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Our new National Security Strategy:
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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After Norway, Trump Demands Other World Leaders Give Him Things They Don’t Control

President Furious to Learn “Allies” Don’t Control Michelin Stars, BTS Tickets, or Ancient Ruins

#Norway #Denmark #USA

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After Norway, Trump Demands Other World Leaders Give Him Things They Don’t Control
President Furious to Learn “Allies” Don’t Control Michelin Stars, BTS Tickets, or Ancient Ruins
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January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Two Latin Women Battle for Affection of Older, Wealthy, Emotionally Unavailable American Man

Venezuelan Telenovela Engulfs Caracas and Washington

#DelcyRodríguez #MariaCorinaMachado #venezuela #trump #telenovela #Greenland

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Two Latin Women Battle for Affection of Older, Wealthy, Emotionally Unavailable American Man
Venezuelan Telenovela Engulfs Caracas and Washington
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January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Supreme Leader Sends Internal Security to Quell Protests

“We will not allow domestic terrorists and foreign infiltrators to fuel unrest,” The Leader said.

#Iran #Minnesota #SupremeLeader

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Supreme Leader Sends Internal Security to Quell Protests
“We will not allow domestic terrorists and foreign infiltrators to fuel unrest,” The Leader said.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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VENEZUELA: Mission Accomplished!

“Stop comparing this to Iraq.”

#Venezuela #Denmark #missionaccomplished

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VENEZUELA: Mission Accomplished!
“Stop comparing this to Iraq.”
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January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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🎉It’s hard to believe, but Ridiculocracy has published 50 articles since late July!

Most subscribers joined recently, so today I highlighted my favorite 5 from the first 2 months, plus 5 honorable mentions, no paywalls.

#satire #comedy #enjoythenewsagain

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Top 5 Posts You May Have Missed from 2025
And 5 Honorable Mentions
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January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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BREAKING: In addition to appointing Juan Orlando Hernandez as Venezuela’s new President, fellow Trump pardonee, Crypto billionaire, and former Binance CEO, Changpeng Zhao, will become Finance Minister.

#Venezuela #madurocaptured #shitshow

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Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin
Juan Orlando Hernandez to Assume Interim-Presidency; Other Trump Pardonees Will Join Cabinet
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January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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“Look, he already knows the business,” Rubio explained to reporters Sunday. “Also, hundreds of tons is less than thousands. Hernandez’s pardon was all part of #OperationAbsoluteResolve. Tremendous opsec.”

#Maduro #Venezuela

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Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin
Juan Orlando Hernandez to Assume Interim-Presidency; Other Trump Pardonees Will Join Cabinet
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January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin

Juan Orlando Hernandez to Assume Interim-Presidency; Other Trump Pardonees Will Join Cabinet

#Maduro #Venezuela #Absoluteresolve

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Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin
Juan Orlando Hernandez to Assume Interim-Presidency; Other Trump Pardonees Will Join Cabinet
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January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Late-Night Hosts Resign En Masse after Trump Address

“We can’t do it any better than that,” Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon said in a joint statement.

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Late-Night Hosts Resign En Masse after Trump Address
“We can’t do it any better than that,” Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon said in a joint statement.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) Reaches Pandemic Levels after CDC Eliminates Vaccine Mandate

President also Treated after Blaming Rob Reiner for his Own Murder

#TDS #trumpderanementsyndrome #pandemic #RobReiner

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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) Reaches Pandemic Levels after CDC Eliminates Vaccine Mandate
President also Treated after Blaming Rob Reiner for his Own Murder
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December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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If you haven’t seen the comments underneath Trump’s Truth Social post about Rob and Michele Reiner’s murder, I strongly suggest doing so.

Restores your faith in humanity.

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December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Font Crimes and Other MS Demeanors

Other Agencies Roll Back “Woke” Typefaces after State Department Reverts to Times New Roman

#TimesNewRoman #Calibri #font #StateDept #SecRubio

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Font Crimes and Other MS Demeanors
Other Agencies Roll Back “Woke” Typefaces after State Department Reverts to Times New Roman
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December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Trump Warms to Ukraine after Corruption Scandal

Declares Zelenskyy “Finally speaking my language.”

#Trump #Ukraine️ #Corruption

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Trump Warms to Ukraine after Corruption Scandal
Declares Zelenskyy “Finally speaking my language.”
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December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Trump Launches “Anti-Woke” Campaign at Cabinet Meeting

“He wasn’t asleep. He was refusing to be awake,” White House insists.

#trump #narcolepsy #AntiWoke

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Trump Launches “Anti-Woke” Campaign at Cabinet Meeting
“He wasn’t asleep. He was refusing to be awake,” White House insists.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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One of the "sweet desserts" that Putin brought to Trump’s Thanksgiving dinner this year:

Kompromat Kookies — Decorated with snippets from the Epstein files.

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December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Trump Carves Up Ukraine for Putin at Thanksgiving Feast

Russia Brings Financial Desserts, Empty Tupperware to Diplomatic Potluck

#Ukraine #Russia #Diplomacy #kleptocracy

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Trump Carves Up Ukraine for Putin at Thanksgiving Feast
Russia Brings Financial Desserts, Empty Tupperware to Diplomatic Potluck
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December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Turkey Pardoned after $1 Million Donation to Trump Library

Others Buy Crypto or Ink Business Deals for Clemency — “Democrat Turkeys” Not So Lucky

#Thanksgiving #pardon #turkeys

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Turkey Pardoned after $1 Million Donation to Trump Library
Others Buy Crypto or Ink Business Deals for Clemency — “Democrat Turkeys” Not So Lucky
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November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Donald Trump Calling Someone “Piggy” is like…

Eric Trump calling someone “stupid.”

Giuliani calling someone a “troll.”

Stephen Miller calling someone “evil.”

Pete Hegseth calling someone “incompetent.”

Howard Lutnick calling someone “corrupt.”

Elon Musk calling someone “greedy.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Larry Summers Not the Only One Who Solicited Epstein’s Advice

The "Salacious Sage" also mentored Diddy, R Kelly, Donald Duck, and...President Trump

#EpsteinFiles #Mentorship #larrysummers

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Larry Summers Not the Only One Who Solicited Epstein’s Advice
The "Salacious Sage" also mentored Diddy, R Kelly, Donald Duck, and...President Trump
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November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Doublespeak Dictionary is an occasional series documenting the language of MAGA and the Trump Administration. You can find each entry in the “Doublespeak Dictionary” tab at the top of Ridiculocracy.com.

Today's entry: "Hoax"

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#doublespeak #hoax
HOAX
noun / hōks /
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November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM