Epidemiologists blame the TDS outbreak on the CDC’s new guidance eliminating “Checks and Balances” vaccines. It may also account for recent Supreme Court decisions and Republican voluntary castrations that fueled the contagion.

“TDS becomes chronic for anyone who delights in speaking ill of the dead,” said Dr. Johnstone, who identified TDS among Mother Jones subscribers after inauguration in 2017. “We should have known when he attacked John McCain after he died of brain cancer. He’s reached “Stage 4-Incurable Solipsism.”

The president was later rushed to Walter Reed Medical Center after becoming infected himself. Traditional TDS treatment — satire exposure — has not worked.

“They must have TDS too,” Trump responded, when asked about backlash to his Truth Social statement.

Viral, USA — The CDC officially declared a TDS pandemic Tuesday after the president blamed Rob Reiner for the murder of himself and his wife at the hands of his mentally ill son — something even MAGAites who think ICE isn’t cruel enough condemned.