gender: TBD
age: concept of time does not apply, first document contact in 1994
🔞 mostly going to be nsfw 🔞
minors do not interact
Also, we believe in trans goblin mechs who write smut supremacy, in this house.
*gets exposed to dommestrogen*
*gets exposed to dommestrogen*
*From the corner of my eyes I peek at the funny site with... The Pills™*
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Well, wouldn't it be funny...
*From the corner of my eyes I peek at the funny site with... The Pills™*
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Well, wouldn't it be funny...
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*sigh*
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*sigh*
As I was making this I was thinking this one kinda have @omystephanie.bsky.social vibes. What do y'all think?
As I was making this I was thinking this one kinda have @omystephanie.bsky.social vibes. What do y'all think?
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*inhale*
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BEEEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!
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*inhale*
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BEEEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!
I mean ffs switches and buttons exist. Just make them do the thing how hard can it be.
I mean ffs switches and buttons exist. Just make them do the thing how hard can it be.
Everything still sucks and life still isn't worth living. I'm still a failure who can't get a job. I hope death will take me soon.
Everything still sucks and life still isn't worth living. I'm still a failure who can't get a job. I hope death will take me soon.
I am a cisgender heterosexual man.
I am a-
[|S I G N A L - L O S T|]
I am a cisgender heterosexual man.
I am a-
[|S I G N A L - L O S T|]
The swirly is a size L, the other is a size XL. I could measure them if ya need it.
Tie dye shirts, made by me.
It's possible this might become a regular thing.
The swirly is a size L, the other is a size XL. I could measure them if ya need it.
Tie dye shirts, made by me.
It's possible this might become a regular thing.
Me:... what?
Me: what?
(just a little egg posting, as a treat)
Me:... what?
Me: what?
(just a little egg posting, as a treat)
I uh, I didn't.
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Wait, no-
*gets sniped with an E shot*
I just really hate Harry Potter.
I took a long, hard look at my life and decided my interactions with men weren't terrifying enough.
I uh, I didn't.
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Wait, no-
*gets sniped with an E shot*