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Riley ❄️☃️🥶
@rileysdtr.bsky.social
Beer, hockey and smart-ass remarks
How do you two keep getting younger?
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You mean cocoa chalk? *shudders*
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Your biographers will choose to describe it as a massive tree limb you had to chew your way through in the midst of a daring river rescue of 12 girl scouts and their three elderly chaperone nuns.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
YES. See also: beets, turnips, rutabaga, Brussels sprouts… winter oven-roasted veggies are a gift!
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
(Also I had a far filthier joke but James doesn’t deserve the imprecation)
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Buddy you’ve got a few pounds to go before you’re a bear…
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Tell me more about that avocado chimichurri… was a blender involved, or just a sturdy whisk?
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Glad to hear you haven’t been blown all the way to Muskegon!

Stay warm, Sis.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*dying to say yes*

Thank you for raising voices, Wil. I’m too tiny right now, but some day…
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This is a wonderful series and I’m ticked off it seems to have ended. In a better world (pause for laughter) these books would be able to continue.
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I just laugh-snorted blue cheese dressing through my nose.

0/10 would not recommend.
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Whoot!
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
For general non-dexterous work it’s hard to beat a pair of $4 all-purpose leather palm gloves. For more fine-motor ones nitrile-dipped mechanic gloves are awesome.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey now - some folks find you sexy in bulky sweater and glasses reading a book! ‘Sexy librarian’ is a thing for a reason 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well it’s down to 26 and now here come the big winds. Power should hold (we are well inside the overall grid) but wow it’s getting noisy out there.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Another 5 degrees dropped. Whee!
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And here we go. Temp has dropped 6 degrees (f) in about 20 minutes.

I have cleaned the kitty box and gotten all garbage out to the alley. I’m not going out again... Our back deck is awesome but will ice over in a heartbeat and my broomball shoes are at the cottage.
Note: broomball shoes GRIP ice!
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dude.
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
👀
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM