Riley Steele
@rileysteele.bsky.social
No, not that one. School of Silly Walks ‘05
Following up Chinatown with the new Super Mario movie, I implore you to arrest me and charge me with war crimes
August 24, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Following up Chinatown with the new Super Mario movie, I implore you to arrest me and charge me with war crimes
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Deadpool is basically Barbara Streisand from What’s Up Doc? with guns
July 15, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Deadpool is basically Barbara Streisand from What’s Up Doc? with guns
Fidgeting with my AirPods case like I’m a 1930s detective and it’s a cigarette lighter
July 14, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Fidgeting with my AirPods case like I’m a 1930s detective and it’s a cigarette lighter
This bear is now 7 years old and I feel ancient. Happy Birthday Luna
July 13, 2023 at 6:01 PM
This bear is now 7 years old and I feel ancient. Happy Birthday Luna
Now in the market for a car to have the appropriate venue to blast the Taylor Swift x FOB song
July 9, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Now in the market for a car to have the appropriate venue to blast the Taylor Swift x FOB song
Lingering thought from Asteroid City (amazing film) - Hong Chau is just kind of in everything now? That’s awesome
July 7, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Lingering thought from Asteroid City (amazing film) - Hong Chau is just kind of in everything now? That’s awesome
The July Mets? What a picture
July 6, 2023 at 4:22 AM
The July Mets? What a picture
Reposted by Riley Steele
the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle
July 4, 2023 at 4:46 PM
the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle
Just bought a Sunny D to drink while I make a highfalutin meal* I am immortal
*NYT cooking
*NYT cooking
July 4, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Just bought a Sunny D to drink while I make a highfalutin meal* I am immortal
*NYT cooking
*NYT cooking
And it’s the best when that piece of bread is a Thomas English Muffin. Folks,
Nothing better than a piece of bread to sponge up some sauce*
*runny egg yolk
*runny egg yolk
July 2, 2023 at 2:58 PM
And it’s the best when that piece of bread is a Thomas English Muffin. Folks,
I smile like a chump when I see a Hawaii license plate on the mainland. A tiny pleasure
July 2, 2023 at 12:28 AM
I smile like a chump when I see a Hawaii license plate on the mainland. A tiny pleasure
Listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo song as a 28 y/o
July 1, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo song as a 28 y/o
Mulaney throwing 117 MPH in The Bear s2e6
June 30, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Mulaney throwing 117 MPH in The Bear s2e6
My dad’s friend is an accountant, so whenever I say anything about studying for the bar, my dad exclusively compares it to the CPA exam. Very “getting a lot of ‘Boss Baby’ vibes” behavior
June 28, 2023 at 12:25 AM
My dad’s friend is an accountant, so whenever I say anything about studying for the bar, my dad exclusively compares it to the CPA exam. Very “getting a lot of ‘Boss Baby’ vibes” behavior
The Bear has done a lot for slightly beefy fellas with no light in their eyes, and I for one am grateful
June 26, 2023 at 3:16 AM
The Bear has done a lot for slightly beefy fellas with no light in their eyes, and I for one am grateful
Let’s go Mets baby love the Mets
June 25, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Let’s go Mets baby love the Mets
Thinking about A Star Is Born (2018) again
June 24, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Thinking about A Star Is Born (2018) again