Riot Leviathan
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Trevor
he/they
Filmmaking. Dogs. Tabletop gaming. Punk rock. Running. Cats. Adventure.
he/they
Filmmaking. Dogs. Tabletop gaming. Punk rock. Running. Cats. Adventure.
it's not even just the cowboys - an absurd number of armies of stereotypes show up to fight at the casino, including 007 the seal, for seemingly no reason. Dr. No(ah) has swallowed a pill that turns you into an atom bomb, and he explodes. Everyone is dead. Movie over. Roll credits.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
it's not even just the cowboys - an absurd number of armies of stereotypes show up to fight at the casino, including 007 the seal, for seemingly no reason. Dr. No(ah) has swallowed a pill that turns you into an atom bomb, and he explodes. Everyone is dead. Movie over. Roll credits.
me watching the last 45 minutes of this movie
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
me watching the last 45 minutes of this movie
that UFO had a child
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
that UFO had a child
this mardi gras parade has a Marlboro float
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
this mardi gras parade has a Marlboro float
last looks at Mr. Goldfinger.
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
last looks at Mr. Goldfinger.
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
also is this the most badass villain in the whole Bond canon? click the heart for yes.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
also is this the most badass villain in the whole Bond canon? click the heart for yes.
Bond drives his car through this scene like i drive in Fortnite
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bond drives his car through this scene like i drive in Fortnite
i was gonna give faint praise to the rear projections in this one, and they are still better than Dr No, but then this happened. What even is the perspective here? That car is the size of a jumbo fucking jet.
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i was gonna give faint praise to the rear projections in this one, and they are still better than Dr No, but then this happened. What even is the perspective here? That car is the size of a jumbo fucking jet.
Alright first observation. Who designed this fucking box?? extremely difficult to get the disc out without ripping it. i was successful this time but am concerned about doing this 22 more times (23 if i watch the bonus disc).
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Alright first observation. Who designed this fucking box?? extremely difficult to get the disc out without ripping it. i was successful this time but am concerned about doing this 22 more times (23 if i watch the bonus disc).
Alright since four (4) people responded positively...well 3 positively and one cautiously...imma get started skeeting these shits.
first of all. yeah the misogyny is gonna be bad at first. imma try my best not to stop and shout about it every six minutes. probably the racism too.
first of all. yeah the misogyny is gonna be bad at first. imma try my best not to stop and shout about it every six minutes. probably the racism too.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Alright since four (4) people responded positively...well 3 positively and one cautiously...imma get started skeeting these shits.
first of all. yeah the misogyny is gonna be bad at first. imma try my best not to stop and shout about it every six minutes. probably the racism too.
first of all. yeah the misogyny is gonna be bad at first. imma try my best not to stop and shout about it every six minutes. probably the racism too.
"a rare appearance" do you mean the archive footage? or did he actually film something for this? did i miss his rare appearance while i sneezed??
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"a rare appearance" do you mean the archive footage? or did he actually film something for this? did i miss his rare appearance while i sneezed??
all of these actors are using their real names. i think we're meant to believe this party really took place, exactly as presented. and then there's this little touch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
all of these actors are using their real names. i think we're meant to believe this party really took place, exactly as presented. and then there's this little touch.
oh no. oh no oh no oh no.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
oh no. oh no oh no oh no.
he spends a minute dunking on other religions, this time calling out Pagans specifically, and then, WHOA, SIR, SAYS THIS ABOUT THE MISSIONARIES.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
he spends a minute dunking on other religions, this time calling out Pagans specifically, and then, WHOA, SIR, SAYS THIS ABOUT THE MISSIONARIES.
Han's blaster???
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Han's blaster???
"How do we film King Nebuchadnezzar having a dream?" "oh, lay him out real sexy-like on top of the blankets, fully clothed. shoot through sone candles with soft focus and a bit of Vaseline on the lens. very erotic." "sir this is about the 2nd coming." "oh SOMEone's cumming twice tonight alright."
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"How do we film King Nebuchadnezzar having a dream?" "oh, lay him out real sexy-like on top of the blankets, fully clothed. shoot through sone candles with soft focus and a bit of Vaseline on the lens. very erotic." "sir this is about the 2nd coming." "oh SOMEone's cumming twice tonight alright."
YOUR rituals are strange and meaningless, you fucking bigot. Shut up, Estus.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
YOUR rituals are strange and meaningless, you fucking bigot. Shut up, Estus.
how did you fuck up your lighting so bad that Vern's eyes look like that? IS THIS WHY RIGHT WINGERS BELIEVE IN LIZARD PEOPLE??
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
how did you fuck up your lighting so bad that Vern's eyes look like that? IS THIS WHY RIGHT WINGERS BELIEVE IN LIZARD PEOPLE??
you remember in the South Park movie when DVDA sang, "HELL ISN'T GOOD"? that feels less and less like a parody and more like an homage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you remember in the South Park movie when DVDA sang, "HELL ISN'T GOOD"? that feels less and less like a parody and more like an homage.
i do appreciate how consistent Ron Ormond's vision of Hell is between these films. Not sure what the dude on the right's deal is, but he looks awesome. I'd wear that to a punk show.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i do appreciate how consistent Ron Ormond's vision of Hell is between these films. Not sure what the dude on the right's deal is, but he looks awesome. I'd wear that to a punk show.
i mean. the makeup they put on the Witch of Endor does look like a Star Wars alien.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i mean. the makeup they put on the Witch of Endor does look like a Star Wars alien.
speaking of Star Wars, wait what?
i mean i know i know Star Wars better than i know the Bible, but i feel like i know enough about both that i should've put this together sooner. i have no memory of Endor from Catechism. i would've made so many Ewok jokes they'd've banned me from communion.
i mean i know i know Star Wars better than i know the Bible, but i feel like i know enough about both that i should've put this together sooner. i have no memory of Endor from Catechism. i would've made so many Ewok jokes they'd've banned me from communion.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
speaking of Star Wars, wait what?
i mean i know i know Star Wars better than i know the Bible, but i feel like i know enough about both that i should've put this together sooner. i have no memory of Endor from Catechism. i would've made so many Ewok jokes they'd've banned me from communion.
i mean i know i know Star Wars better than i know the Bible, but i feel like i know enough about both that i should've put this together sooner. i have no memory of Endor from Catechism. i would've made so many Ewok jokes they'd've banned me from communion.
there's something kind of beautiful about getting jerry falwell in your movie, and then doing this piss-poor framing job on him.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
there's something kind of beautiful about getting jerry falwell in your movie, and then doing this piss-poor framing job on him.
today i chose to go see a good movie for a change
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
today i chose to go see a good movie for a change