Ris
@risjeans.bsky.social
overly online impulsive internet creature | 22 | Female, she/her |
the pharmacist accidentally broke the script before i paid and we were forced to stare at each other for 5 extremely long seconds. he said "good luck" afterwards. it's unclear what he meant by this.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the pharmacist accidentally broke the script before i paid and we were forced to stare at each other for 5 extremely long seconds. he said "good luck" afterwards. it's unclear what he meant by this.
taking constant poison damage until i rewatch one of my favorite series for the billionth time (it's the x-files)
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
taking constant poison damage until i rewatch one of my favorite series for the billionth time (it's the x-files)
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The benefits of pigeon watching
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
The benefits of pigeon watching
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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🌿 -33% OFF ValueFactory #vrchat Assets!
Use code PINE25 for 33% off Hypno, Goo! (ends Jan 2nd)
👉 shader.gay
🎁 Giving away a VF asset of your choice!
Repost to enter! 2 winners. Drawn on the 29th.
Happy holidays! 💚
Use code PINE25 for 33% off Hypno, Goo! (ends Jan 2nd)
👉 shader.gay
🎁 Giving away a VF asset of your choice!
Repost to enter! 2 winners. Drawn on the 29th.
Happy holidays! 💚
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🌿 -33% OFF ValueFactory #vrchat Assets!
Use code PINE25 for 33% off Hypno, Goo! (ends Jan 2nd)
👉 shader.gay
🎁 Giving away a VF asset of your choice!
Repost to enter! 2 winners. Drawn on the 29th.
Happy holidays! 💚
Use code PINE25 for 33% off Hypno, Goo! (ends Jan 2nd)
👉 shader.gay
🎁 Giving away a VF asset of your choice!
Repost to enter! 2 winners. Drawn on the 29th.
Happy holidays! 💚
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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A gift to this sweet bird! Thank you again Amarouk for your support for my work, I feel words dont do justice enough and glad I could make something for you today! >:]
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A gift to this sweet bird! Thank you again Amarouk for your support for my work, I feel words dont do justice enough and glad I could make something for you today! >:]
gotta love december. the one and only month out of the year that those "Merry Christmas" mugs i use all the time actually make sense.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
gotta love december. the one and only month out of the year that those "Merry Christmas" mugs i use all the time actually make sense.
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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flipping the script by forcing professors to listen to my jokes. you are MY captive audience now. laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
flipping the script by forcing professors to listen to my jokes. you are MY captive audience now. laugh.
got stuck in a fly trap today. being small fucking sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
got stuck in a fly trap today. being small fucking sucks.
ouuugh once again in the "simply cannot wait for my hair to grow out" phase. constant impatience.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ouuugh once again in the "simply cannot wait for my hair to grow out" phase. constant impatience.
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
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my GPS app kept telling me 'the fog is coming' almost every mile, is this normal?
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
my GPS app kept telling me 'the fog is coming' almost every mile, is this normal?
just had to get sick on the last day of lectures. sorry Professor but I must be late to your class one more time
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
just had to get sick on the last day of lectures. sorry Professor but I must be late to your class one more time
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it really took an epidemic of masked men wearing full tac gear attacking and imprisoning random, innocent people for conventions to finally decide "hey maybe people don't feel safe around people wearing realistic military costumes".
could've listened years ago!! but at least it's being done now.
could've listened years ago!! but at least it's being done now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
it really took an epidemic of masked men wearing full tac gear attacking and imprisoning random, innocent people for conventions to finally decide "hey maybe people don't feel safe around people wearing realistic military costumes".
could've listened years ago!! but at least it's being done now.
could've listened years ago!! but at least it's being done now.
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation