RI Smith
@rismith.bsky.social
Lawyer writing about law, genealogy, and bad ethics. He/him
It wasn't a cognitive test because I would have remembered where I was if it was a cognitive test.
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It wasn't a cognitive test because I would have remembered where I was if it was a cognitive test.
Is a receiver helpless if he's attacked by a Nile crocodile while slowly jogging upfield?
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is a receiver helpless if he's attacked by a Nile crocodile while slowly jogging upfield?
Batman has no jurisdiction
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Batman has no jurisdiction
I feel like they could have found a better picture
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I feel like they could have found a better picture
You should only contact a doctor if they progress to the interlocking rings.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You should only contact a doctor if they progress to the interlocking rings.
Why do people have interests that I don't? Everything should be the way I want it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Why do people have interests that I don't? Everything should be the way I want it.
I feel like that could also be a line from Brooklyn Nine Nine
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I feel like that could also be a line from Brooklyn Nine Nine
I'm also curious about the curds of what I think is stuffing in that bowl
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm also curious about the curds of what I think is stuffing in that bowl
Ya, Miami getting curb stomped in the playoffs was how the ACC was going to prove it's a serious conference now.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ya, Miami getting curb stomped in the playoffs was how the ACC was going to prove it's a serious conference now.
You can improve the mood with Mr. Freeze ice puns.
All ice puns by Mr. Freeze (Batman & Robin)
YouTube video by Mr. Rogues
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November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You can improve the mood with Mr. Freeze ice puns.
Lawyers follow the Drunkenberg Uncertainty Principle: you can only be certain one is there by grabbing onto him, but that prevents you from counting more, on account of the restraining orders.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Lawyers follow the Drunkenberg Uncertainty Principle: you can only be certain one is there by grabbing onto him, but that prevents you from counting more, on account of the restraining orders.
My son went to Baylor and came back with shiplap. We need to put a stop to this indoctrination.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My son went to Baylor and came back with shiplap. We need to put a stop to this indoctrination.
Analysis: words not gooding now, but also bad things good?
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Analysis: words not gooding now, but also bad things good?
But also he has given illegal orders.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
But also he has given illegal orders.
The cousin. It's always the cousin who fucks it all up.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The cousin. It's always the cousin who fucks it all up.
New prompt for Make Some Noise
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
New prompt for Make Some Noise
Oh, you mean Duke?
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth wide open
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November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh, you mean Duke?
What's in your wallet?
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What's in your wallet?
If you look at all the things that don't count, we were really close to beating Ohio State.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you look at all the things that don't count, we were really close to beating Ohio State.
I'm only several years of tailoring away from being almost as cool as this dad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm only several years of tailoring away from being almost as cool as this dad.