Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
I think we've done alright here...
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I think we've done alright here...
Brought all the boxes of decs down and there are SOOOO many birds living in our loft
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Brought all the boxes of decs down and there are SOOOO many birds living in our loft
Warning.
Im about to have a moment...
Im about to have a moment...
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Warning.
Im about to have a moment...
Im about to have a moment...
Its my sister's boyfriend's birthday today, and ive forgot to send a card.
Can someone give me a good excuse to use, when my mum has a go at me about it?
Can someone give me a good excuse to use, when my mum has a go at me about it?
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Its my sister's boyfriend's birthday today, and ive forgot to send a card.
Can someone give me a good excuse to use, when my mum has a go at me about it?
Can someone give me a good excuse to use, when my mum has a go at me about it?
Had loads of things to do today, but sodded them all off and dicked around town for a bit
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Had loads of things to do today, but sodded them all off and dicked around town for a bit
Oh god. Simons trying to use the coffee machine again...
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Oh god. Simons trying to use the coffee machine again...
These homophobic straight nerds making me do D&D on a Friday night.
Plus im already pissed...
Plus im already pissed...
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
These homophobic straight nerds making me do D&D on a Friday night.
Plus im already pissed...
Plus im already pissed...
Some Friday traditions have to be upheld... hashtag WFP
With giant pussy, natch
With giant pussy, natch
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Some Friday traditions have to be upheld... hashtag WFP
With giant pussy, natch
With giant pussy, natch
There's 3 things missing on Thursday nights now and its Charlotte Church
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There's 3 things missing on Thursday nights now and its Charlotte Church
K'sake
The dog is gonna be such a little brat...
The dog is gonna be such a little brat...
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
K'sake
The dog is gonna be such a little brat...
The dog is gonna be such a little brat...
Agreed to put the Christmas decs up at the weekend, if it saves a trip to HomeSense
🙏
🙏
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Agreed to put the Christmas decs up at the weekend, if it saves a trip to HomeSense
🙏
🙏
Just an update of the wisteria, in case people are panicking.
She will soon be fully naked and then the blossom spam will start again in about April.
She will soon be fully naked and then the blossom spam will start again in about April.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just an update of the wisteria, in case people are panicking.
She will soon be fully naked and then the blossom spam will start again in about April.
She will soon be fully naked and then the blossom spam will start again in about April.
In other news, ive been wearing very girly socks all day
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In other news, ive been wearing very girly socks all day
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Housewives
2. Pokémon
3. Having a stupid amount of reaction videos
1. Housewives
2. Pokémon
3. Having a stupid amount of reaction videos
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
Was feeling reflective and realised that today is my 1 year anniversary on Bluesky.
Thanks to all who've made the effort to get to know me, meet me and that av a laugh with me on this little app. Means a lot to this countryboy. Pint anyone?
Also, to those that dont like me; sorry, not sorry. Natch
Thanks to all who've made the effort to get to know me, meet me and that av a laugh with me on this little app. Means a lot to this countryboy. Pint anyone?
Also, to those that dont like me; sorry, not sorry. Natch
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Was feeling reflective and realised that today is my 1 year anniversary on Bluesky.
Thanks to all who've made the effort to get to know me, meet me and that av a laugh with me on this little app. Means a lot to this countryboy. Pint anyone?
Also, to those that dont like me; sorry, not sorry. Natch
Thanks to all who've made the effort to get to know me, meet me and that av a laugh with me on this little app. Means a lot to this countryboy. Pint anyone?
Also, to those that dont like me; sorry, not sorry. Natch
Allergic to blue cheese
Ate blue cheese (willingly)
Skin is now on fire
Filled with regret and hatred towards everyone and everything
That is all
Ate blue cheese (willingly)
Skin is now on fire
Filled with regret and hatred towards everyone and everything
That is all
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Allergic to blue cheese
Ate blue cheese (willingly)
Skin is now on fire
Filled with regret and hatred towards everyone and everything
That is all
Ate blue cheese (willingly)
Skin is now on fire
Filled with regret and hatred towards everyone and everything
That is all
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.
You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
Urgh...
You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
Urgh...
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.
You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
Urgh...
You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
Urgh...
Staying in bed whilst avoiding hungover small talk with the lads downstairs
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Staying in bed whilst avoiding hungover small talk with the lads downstairs
Our house is full of straight men in their mid 40s (Simon's mates)
They so loud
They so loud
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Our house is full of straight men in their mid 40s (Simon's mates)
They so loud
They so loud