KJ 🦕🍃
@ritalinprince.bsky.social
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KJ 🦕🍃
@ritalinprince.bsky.social
· Jan 2
I don’t think Jesus is really dead like he’s immortal so did he just hop off the cross and waddle away into the sunset
All this war shit I hope they bomb me first
June 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
All this war shit I hope they bomb me first
Being sectioned ain’t fun
March 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Being sectioned ain’t fun
Literally want to off myself
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Literally want to off myself
I’m hoping Ariana grande wins the Oscar’s
March 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m hoping Ariana grande wins the Oscar’s
Gimme that ganja
a white cat is laying on its back with the words gimme gimme written above it
ALT: a white cat is laying on its back with the words gimme gimme written above it
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gimme that ganja
When you want some Green but haven’t got the money
a baby is making a sad face while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a baby is making a sad face while sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When you want some Green but haven’t got the money
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
March 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some (including me) abuse that privilege.
March 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some (including me) abuse that privilege.
My brain has too many tabs open
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My brain has too many tabs open
See you in the zombie apocalypse
March 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
See you in the zombie apocalypse
No, you’re not adopted. But we’ve placed an ad
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No, you’re not adopted. But we’ve placed an ad
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
March 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
March 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
I hate when I wake up and I’m awake.
March 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hate when I wake up and I’m awake.
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I once donated my organ.
But they needed pianos.
But they needed pianos.
March 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I once donated my organ.
But they needed pianos.
But they needed pianos.
Life is a game and I don’t wanna play it no more
March 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Life is a game and I don’t wanna play it no more